Saturday, February 19, 2011

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Smother, May I?" Edition

MOONDOGGIE:  Finally!  I've got the pillow on the couch allllll to my...wait a second...why does my head suddenly feel like it's upholstered in cat ass?

RILEY:  Listen, man, you don't want to get involved in this.  Just walk away, man!


RILEY:  Yeah, Mr. Creamsicle's gonna take my couch pillow...I don't think so...

MOONDOGGIE:  You know, this is actually pretty comfortable.  Except I can't feel my cheek anymore...

8 comments:

The Minx! said...

Well, I have now officially laughed my ass off. Sad, but true, there is very little left of a once bountiful booty.

Many is the morning that I have awakened to the golden fingers of dawn to find that my head has, yet again, been upholstered in cat ass. A sad condition that desperately needs money for research.

Digging myself from underneath the deep darkness of Zoe's furry posterior...
The Minx!

Li'l Innocent said...

You know, I could take pictures like this and post them on my blog. But both entertwining smooshing cats are very dark brown, and the pics wouldn't be as visually satisfying, or even readily comprehensible.

And the captions probably wouldn't be as funny.

Scott said...

Well I'd like to see your cat pictures.

As for these two, we definitely lucked out, from a Photographic Mockery of the Menagerie perspective, in that Riley and Moondoggie have such highly contrasting pelts and personalities.

Carl said...

Nananana, nananana, BUTTCAT!

StringonaStick said...

It's pretty clear who the Top is in this feline relationship...

KWillow said...

As I recall, Moondoggie loooves Riley's Big-Butt? Wasn't he resting his chin on her nether-regions only a week ago?

Scott said...

Moondoggie does prefer the Over to the Under position when it comes to Riley's butt, but as you can see in [Fig 3], he'll take what he can get.

Plus, when it's cold, her full-body dewlap covers him like a down comforter.

Anonymous said...

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Can there be a more perfect example of hypocrisy in the world in all of time? Just the headline says it all.