Saturday, March 26, 2011

Happy Birthday, Mary C!

Child Wrangler, Cat Whisperer, Top Chef, and lover of fine Beefcake, Mary C is celebrating her natal anniversary in high style today!  It started with an old fashioned birthday breakfast (scotch and cigarettes); later, her dad gave her five dollars, she had sex with a greasy mobster, then turned around and promptly two-timed him with the irresistibly fresh-faced winner of the high school essay contest, and got a free pair of shoes!

And tonight, we're gonna break that fiver and paint the town!
What the hell is that in your hair -- axel grease?  Bacon fat?  Is your scalp getting ready to swim the English Channel?

 So while she's still sober enough to appreciate it, please join me in wishing Mary a very happy birthday.

(Okay, okay!  And here's a shot of Nathan Fillion sporting a pair of Lt. Dangle shorts, in lieu of Ann Coulter)
[Photo courtesy of Poinçon Mon Sac™Sportswear]

9 comments:

maryclev said...

It started with an old fashioned birthday breakfast

I did, in fact, have an old fashioned birthday breakfast. And when I say "old fashioned", I mean I had an "Old Fashioned" for breakfast.

Ivan G. Shreve, Jr. said...

The happiest of natal anniversaries to you, Mary. Did you know that you share a birthday with James Caan, Leonard Nimoy, Jennifer "Check out my new nose" Grey, Alan Arkin, Sterling Hayden, Strother Martin, Johnny Crawford, Will Wright, William "Jimmy's brother" Cagney, Charly McClain, Ronnie McDowell, Phil Rapp and the legendary Fred Karno, the man who discovered Charlie Chaplin? You did? Oh...okay...never mind...

Scott said...

Well I didn't know any of that (I had no time to do any birthday-related research this year), so thanks, Ivan.

D. Sidhe said...

Happy birthday, Mary! May you get your fondest desire, and may Scott go along with it.Oh, wait, he's in the cornfield, so you're cool.

maryclev said...

You know what's even more frightening about that picture of Nathan Fillion in really bad cut, cut-offs? It's the obvious headband he is holding in his right hand. That means he was roller blading in really bad cut-offs...with a HEADBAND around his his head. Way to be badly cliche, Nathan!

Brian Schlosser said...

A day late, but please accept my birthday greetings! If I were on the left coast I'd treat you both a big platter of hamburger sammiches and french fried potatoes!

"Are you happy... in your work... do you never... ever shirk?"

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, MaryC and thank you very much for entertaining us while Scott is trying to turn an honest penny. Having turned me on to this Nathan guy, I find it a low trick to post a not-very-flattering pic for you. Men - lowdown skunks every one!(and I say that with love)
Oh- and thanx for the kittypix - much appreciated.
Suezboo

Chris Vosburg said...

Hurray and Happy Birthday for and to you, uh, respectively, Mary!

Carl said...

Errr, that photo of Nathan Fillion looks oddly like Andrew Breitbart...

And by oddly, I mean disturbingly