Sunday, July 24, 2011

Happy Birthday, Heydave!

Dance the pagan fertility dance, for it's fetus harvest season here at WO'C.  All around the country, the pregnant women are ripe and ready to drop, while on the sunny, fecund plains of Iowa, the ears of corn and spleens of wheat are waving in the breeze, rich and good and ready to be reaped.  But it's one ex-fetus in particular who concerns us today: our old friend, the irrepressible (in that one rarely hears him yelling, "Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed!") Heydave.  Please join me in wishing him a sinfully festive natal anniversary.
And since Mary and I are going to see Captain America tonight (because I've heard from Big Hollywood's John "Dirty Harry" Nolte that it's subversive and too ashamed of American Exceptionalism to fully satisfy Dirty's fantasies by showing the Super Soldier Serum swelling Cap's muscles, while the Vita-Rays turn his scrotum red, white and blue), I've decided just this once to forgo the traditional Ann Coulter portrait, and instead shoehorn in a shot of Hayley Atwell, who plays Steve Rogers' gun-toting gal pal, Peggy Carter.

Happy birthday, Heydave, and thanks for hanging around in a disreputable joint infested with bad wingnuts and even worse movies.  Speaking of which, please excuse me...I've got to get back to Yor, the Hunter from the Future...

18 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

HB;HD

(the wheat's got heads, as in:
"What's happening with the wheat?"
"It's heading out!")

M. Bouffant said...

Hey, Dave!

heydave said...

Thanks, kids! I hereby commit myself to sporadic napping, generalized indolence/insolence and the consumption of libations and/or pharmaceuticals with minimal regard for the morrow!

D. Sidhe said...

Ah, feckless middle age. (Actually I have no idea how old you are, but that sounds a lot like my last birthday.)

Enjoy it, heydave, and remember: Hangovers fade, but tattoos are forever.

Brian Schlosser said...

That sounds like EVERYday for me, D. Just sittin' here, waitin' for the job creators to start creatin'...


Also, not to diminish Mr dave's birthday, but I'm seeing a trend in people getting off easy...

Li'l Innocent said...

Hm, that photo puts me in mind of scenes of my youth. See, there was this hot, Jersey summer, and my boyfriend borrowed his dad's big sedan, an Olds IIRC... oh, the upholstery!

But enough tender reminiscence. Happy Birthday, heydave, and may your upholstery always be festive!

heydave said...

Tattoos, like scars, are souvenirs one never loses.

Dark Avenger said...

She's not Atwell, she's Atgreat!

maryclev said...

Very Happy Birthday, HD! Let me know if you want me to post a pic of Nathan Fillion to go with the pic of Atwell.

James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Riley said...

Hey, many happy returns.

heydave said...

@maryclev: thanks, but the that pic is pretty much spot on with my proclivities.

Jay B. said...

heydave,

Could you have a birthday again tomorrow?

Spearhafoc said...

Thanks for the picture. It's much more enjoyable than one of Ann Coulter.

Stacia said...

Happy birthday Heydave!

I never knew one could find photos of cleavage on the internet. WoC, you have edumacated me again.

AnnPW said...

Dammit, I did it again didn't I. Late as ever: Happy Birth-month Dave!!

Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

Same here, HeyDave, sorry to be so drag-ass on the birfday wishes. Hope that it was as kinky/relaxing/bondage-y/restful/totally-fucking-toasted a birfday as you so desired, and yes, may any tattoos acquired in the venture be ones of which you are ALWAYS proud, 'cause, well... you know.

(if you get a tat when you are pissed at somebody, not only will the tat SUCK, but it will always remind you of the hateful motherfucker at whom you were pissed @ the time...)

(Belated)HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY JOYYYYYYY!!! Ta-dah-dah da dink-dink, dink-dink!

Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

P.S. Fuck a buncha google if those globe-eating bastards think that they're going to blackmail THIS bitch into giving up the digits for their so-called "security"!!!

Srsly. Fuck 'em. Not that "do-not-call" lists WORK, anyfuckingway, but still, it's my damned right to keep my phone number to my own damned self.

preznit said...

happy birthday, heydave. you're lucky, I just got some sweet architectural structures, unlike the flying buttresses you received ;}