Saturday, June 23, 2012

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Sex & Violence Edition


Riley:  What?  Oh, I was just thinking about severing your head in your sleep and sticking it on top of the scratching post as a warning to my enemies.  Mostly that guy who comes on Wednesdays with the leaf blower.
Moondoggie:  I know what you're thinking...Burt Reynolds?  The April 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold?  Yeah, I can see that...

By the way...Turn-Ons:  Long naps, Moist Pounce® Seafood Medley Flavor, and big black pillowy cat ass.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Laugh humans!...WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"

Very nice.

P.S. I've got a baby fawn at my place.
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Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

Heh heh heh... the F.U. had that Cosmo for over a decade, hidden under her shoes in the walk-in closet... and then, for some unknown reason, the dog went apeshit one day, broke into that closet, and the only thing that she tore up was the Cosmo! Dog never was right in the head... Australian shepherds are more than "high-strung," y'know... That dog never did like me, but when she went into labor, in that half-bathroom, *I* was the only one whom she allowed in there! I was 8 or 9 at the time... nothing quite as informative as popping-open little puppy placentas... GAAAAGGGGGGG. And as soon as she'd safely delivered all her puppies, she went right back to hating my guts. You're welcome, bitch.

And yes, Moonie, you far surpass Burt in sexiness... And I'm ever so grateful that I've never (to my knowledge) pissed-off Riley...

Carl said...

Moondoggie is not thickly furred enough to be Reynolds.

Anntichrist S. Coulter said...

Well, if you take the baldness on Reynolds' head into account, it about evens-out...