CAPalert was one of s.z.'s favorite subjects in the early days of Wo'C (hell, we used to make fun of him back on AOL, when it was still a walled medieval city), but he has outlasted many a higher profile wingnut, and it's all due to the Patented -- okay, not really -- but Scientifically Proven CAP Analysis Model. Since I've coincidentally seen a few of the latest movies subjected to this infallible formula (unlike Thomas I don't have virtual parishioners buying me tickets to R-rated films so I can determine if they are, indeed, too sexy for your hairshirt, but I do have friends who invite me to the occasional screening), I thought we could check out the CAPAM in action. Starting with...
As usual there is much more to the story and plot but to reveal any more of it would spoil it too much for spy flick fans since this film is a standard cookie-cutter spy flick just like the three previous installments of the M:I films. If I revealed much more, the spy flick fan could likely put two and two together to come up with the story before seeing the film. I will, however, tell you about the content in detail.Fortunately, you can't spoil content. ("What'd you get me for lunch?" "I don't want to ruin the surprise. I'll just say that it came from the deli counter, and contains Swiss cheese, mustard, pickles, pimento loaf, and bread.")
This film is a prime example of God's admonitions against violence. More than 50 times from the Old Testament to the New Testament God has dark and stern things to say about violence. Proverb 16:29 address His Word about violence quite succinctly. In Proverb 16:29 God warns that violence is "catching":
Hey, so is Baseball Fever! Does that mean I can't punch somebody without the express written permission of Major League Baseball?
...that it can lead one into "the way that is not good."
This was the original title of the 1973 Barbra Streisand smash, The Way We Were, but it didn't quite fit the melody.
As if God need corroboration of His own Word, man has done so by four public health agencies publishing findings that warn of violence in and as entertainment can, among other things, lead the viewer, especially youth, to believe that violence is an effective may to settle conflict.As if further proof were needed, the preceding sentence was apparently attacked by thugs and beaten insensible.
Impudence/Hate (I) - 55 out of 100I'm not sure if by "universal/worldwide fatalism" Thomas means genocide, or if I'm misremembering the plot, and the villain was trying to launch a nuclear strike in order to start a chain reaction of hipster ennui and Calvinist predestination.
Profanity consists of 13 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary plus one masked use of it [Col. 3:8, Eph. 5:4] but none of the most foul of the foul words. Other matters of impudence and/or hatred include an order to lie and a man promoting universal/worldwide fatalism.
Sexual Immorality (S) - 73 out of 100Well, at least the filmmakers had sufficient respect for traditional values that they hired women to display excessive cleavage repeatedly, because as much as I enjoy Ving Rhames as an actor, I have no urge to ogle his moobs.
Besides one display of below navel skin which threatened to expose that which follows, vulgar paintings, a vulgar gesture and multiple views of an adult in underwear, excessive cleavage was displayed by two women repeatedly.
Anyway, now that the cynosure of sexual attraction has moved from the bust to the below navel skin, I think evangelicals should spend less time watching PG-13 movies, and more time tar and feathering Cher.
Drugs/Alcohol (D) - 49 out of 100
- drugging to facilitate theft
- smoking, repeatedly
- booze, repeatedly
- drinking, repeatedly
- drugging to silence
Wanton Violence/Crime (W) - Zero out of 100
- action violence of varying intensities and lengths, frequent, some with killing
- exceptionally brutal gunfire killing seeing three bullets pass through the victim
- image of bloody man dying, repeatedly
- knife killing with knife being yanked out of victim's body so the assailant could have a weapon
- petty theft of clothing
- dead body, repeatedly
- massive weaponry
- extremely high altitude building climbing and action violence
- admission of killing many for hire
- gunfire shooting seeing two bullets hit man's chest
- firearms for control, frequent
- defensive killing, repeatedly
- reckless abandon in traffic to pursue
- attempted vehicular homicide
- reckless driving to pursue with much property damage
- tale of gore and murder
- great fall above rotating circulation fan
- reckless endangerment, repeatedly
- gunfire killing, repeatedly
- gunfire wound
- nuclear missile launched to start global nuclear war
- severely decimated face