I would gladly pay you Tuesday for some Toro sushi today.
Kittens vote Mitt-ens!
If I were a tiger, I'd kill the foolish human that did this to me.~
In spite of the adjustments made to the logo, halibut flavored Pringles were a dismal failure.
No litter box hereI prefer more dignityI shat in your hat!
The tragic day when Paul F. Tompkins spilled his Rogaine.
Mustache rides: 1 box of Meow Mix.
I should like to purchase some cheesy comestibles.
Monopoly: Internet Edition.
Monopoly: Internet Edition Do not pass Goatse, do not collect $200.
Bo! Joseph Furah, WorldNetDaily. I'd like to ask you a few questions about where you were really born, kennel breath.
In this disguise, they'll never recognize me as the infamous "Tweety Ripper"!! HaHaHa!
William Howard Taft's cat, Mr. Whiskers, ESQ, was the first White House pet to be qualified to argue cases before the Supreme Court.
Sweet Adelll... Ine!!!(And, yes, I WAS a Barbershopper...)
"Hey, Lida Rose, I'm about a thousand kisses shy!"
"Please inform Mr. David Malki that I am here in response to his advertisement for a model."
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