Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Carl Weathers IS Caption Jackson!

"All right, fine, I should've stopped and asked for directions!...Say, you're okay without a pressure suit, right?  Hon...?"

(Please feel free to toss something better into the comments)

10 comments:

Doc Logan said...

Fortunately, the studio had a change of heart and fired Joel Schumacher as director of "Gravity".

grouchomarxist said...

"I guess they weren't kidding about that 30-minute limit on this parking orbit!"

Carl said...

"Things took a strange turn at the cotillion after the volcano erupted right beneath their feet and the dip bowls landed mysteriously on their heads."

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Luckily, the lady with three boobs was wearing her lifebelt."
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Christ, what an asshole"

Li'l Innocent said...

"Don't worry, darling. I, Consuela, your favorite inflatable doll, will waft you to safety!"

Weird Dave said...

Space Princess in Chains

Chris Vosburg said...

All I can think of is how much I'd like to screw that astronaut feller into a light socket.

Anonymous said...

Can that be (gasp)the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon VI? In person?
Suezboo

Scott said...

Now why didn't anyone ever make THAT movie serial?