Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Special Foreshadowing Beast Blogging

RILEY:  I hereby claim this Pro Bowl commemorative tote bag, and its attendant NFL branded promotional merchandise for the Sovereign Independent State of Riley.

It's a long story, which I hope to get to in the next day or so.  Please stand by.

UPDATE:

"Seems like there's room for another cat in there, Riley." -- ifthethunderdontgetya

RILEY:  No.  No, there's not.  Just me, a commemorative beach towel, and a Hawaiian-themed foam rubber football -- and that's it.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Seems like there's room for another cat in there, Riley.
~

Weird Dave said...

She does that glare well.

Anonymous said...

While being a cat in this life annoys & frustrates Riley on many levels, she uses that anger to make her mission all the more effective and herself all the better @ inflicting a well-deserved fear of those eyes across every species line. She doesn't need to be 2 feet tall to intimidate ANYONE... as would be evident if you ever read her notes for her autobiography from her CIA days... at least, that's the cover she used...

XOXOXO
L,
Annti

Weird Dave said...

So. Can it be told yet?

Anonymous said...

If *YOU* are brave enough to ask Herself for permission to read the rough draft, Weird Dave, PLEASE, be my guest!

Keeping in mind that several of her former co-workers @ The Agency now sport TRAGICALLY-FASHIONABLE EYE PATCHES...

She doesn't always drink milk, but when she does, she drinks Dos Bessies. She is... The Most Interesting Cat In The World.

Weird Dave said...

I stand chastised,

and humbled.

I await with patience.

And, she is (of course)... The Most Interesting Cat In The World.

Scott said...

She's actually more interesting than this story, but the whole sordid thing will be emerging shortly...