Saturday, May 17, 2014

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Attack of the Butt Ninja" Edition

RILEY: Finally! I can get some rest without that Creamsicle-colored moron using my ass for a bolster.

RILEY:  AHHHH!

RILEY:  Oh for the love of--

RILEY:  I want you to kill him.  Kill him now.  Kill him with fire.

RILEY: WELL...?

RILEY:  (SIGH) You're fired.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

If Riley were editor of Wo'C, you'd have been Abramsoned already.
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Weird Dave said...

"Attack of the Butt Ninja"

You need to pitch this as a movie.

Carl said...

You need to pitch this as a movie.

"Yes, CJ: It's a high concept film. Think 'Fartman' meets 'Kill Bill 2'."

Weird Dave said...

But with a cat that shoots laser beams from its eyes (or someplace).

Carl said...

Or Samurai claws, like Wolverine.

Weird Dave said...

Ooooh. That'd be cool.

But what should we call her?

Carl said...

Well, never late for dinner or she'll literally claw your eyes out.