Saturday, July 19, 2014

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Idle Tongue is the Devil's Plaything Edition

RILEY:  Man, I have never been...so...Bored.

RILEY:  Borrrrrrrrr--

RILEY:  --ORRRRR--

RILEY: --ORRRRRED!!

RILEY:  Hm.  I wonder what my nose tastes like...?

RILEY:  Yeah...This was a mistake...

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Moondoggie slept through the entire thing, no doubt.
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Sheri said...

I see that you're using the "SuperBrainThoughtDetecter" CSI technique on cats. While this is very funny stuff, I fear you may be in violation of copyright.

Scott said...

You're right, Sheri! I've mastered Dr. Hodges' technique and I'm using it freely, without licensing or attribution! Mwahahha. But if civil or criminal penalties are ever brought, I'm confident, based on the Doctor's record as a forensic profiler, that he'll overlook me completely and finger some hapless patsy whose super-brain "confessed" when he ordered extra cheese and agreed to super size it.

On the bright side, the Doctor will get another book out of it (Kit Kat Kaught! A New Investigator Reads Between the Lines of America's Unlicensed Feline Brain Profilers: A Dr. Hodges Mystery®) so he and we, and especially the heavily discounted WND Bookstore, all win.

Carl said...

I've often believed Jonah Goldberg does precisely the same thing, except he licks his ass, then is inspired to write a column.

Li'l Innocent said...

Oh, the curlicue of a kitty tongue.

Carl, I'm sure Jonah would do far better if he started by licking a cat's nose, or ass.

Weird Dave said...

Something about being able to part your hair with your tongue?