Sunday, July 26, 2015

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Hangover Part IV" Edition

Moondoggie:  Ohhhhh...man. What was in that catnip?  I can't even...  What time is it? The clock is all blurry and defective...

Moondoggie: Four o'clock? I slept right through my afternoon nap?!  Now I'll never catch up...

Moondoggie:  Ugh...!  I should get up, right?  Should I get up?  You're up...Unless I'm hallucinating you...

Well I'm not gonna let myself be browbeaten by some drug-fueled phantasm. And I'm certainly not gonna put one in charge of my Day Planner, because that's what serial killers do. "7:00AM: Wake up. 8:00AM: Crossfit class. 9:30AM: Shower and drink a delicious SlimFast shake. 10:00: Murder.  11:15AM: Murder.  12:30PM: Ritualistic murder with fetishized trophy-taking.  1:30PM: Break for a light lunch at LifeFood Organic with Chuck Starkweather and Dickie Speck."

Well no thank you very much! If that's your idea of good organization and self-discipline, you can just count me out.

No, seriously -- start counting backwards from a hundred. I'll be out before you get to like ninety-sizzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

4 comments:

Carl said...

This is what he gets for taking a meeting with Cosby.

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person said...

Fragments of Moondoggie's dream:

++++++++++++++Are you Miracle Whip? Well, punk, are ya?!::::::

::::Because I'm Comic Sans, motherfucker!!----------

☺☻☺☻add crisp bacon and Fanning's Bread & Butter Pickles to your Hellmann's and Skippy^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*******I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that>>>>>>>>

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Napping is hard hard work. It's hard, people! Now put some food on Moondoggie.
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Li'l Innocent said...

Cats. They work no jobs. They patronize no strip malls. They use no plumbing. They pay no bills. Yet Solomon in all his glory did not have glowing orange stripes like these.

Humans. Where did they go wrong?
Too few naps, prolly.

BTW and OT: Many joyful returns, heydave. I think your birthday lizard was very sexy -- so *masterful* looking.