Sunday, May 1, 2016

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Mi Butt Es Su Butt" Edition

MOONDOGGIE: 'Scuse me? Hi. Sorry. You know I hate to bother the management, but could you please tell her to stop tailgating me so much? My butt hasn't been able to breathe since she moved in.

ME:  Shadow, could you please back off of Moondoggie's backside a bit? We've had some complaints...

SHADOW: Nevah!  Feline Centipede 4 Life!!


SHADOW: Occupy Butt Street! (Muffled singing)  ♫ This ass is my ass! This ass is your ass! From California, to...um...California? This ass was made for me to...do weird stuff to! ♫

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ass, cat grass, or catnip, nobody rides for free.
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Scott said...

Nice one, Thunder.

Smut Clyde said...

Your cats are weird, but cute.
Did I mention that they're weird?

Scott said...

They're weird, butt cute!

Li'l Innocent said...

Shad is such a kitten! So petite. So bothersome.
Tell Moondoggie that things could be much more aggravating. We acquired Benny, a rescue puppy, a couple of years ago, and now, at age 2.5 (roughly) he is far from what anyone could call mature of mind or manners. He passionately dotes on our kewl male cat Jingle, who is possibly the most amiable quadruped in the NY metro area. He considers Jingle to be his mentor, and shows his admiration and affection by leaping upon him in a bouncy playful manner, squashing him to the ground, and covering him with drool. Where Jingle's deep reserves of patience and forbearance come from, I don't know. They have sparring matches, and occasionnally cat swats dog, but without more than an intent to get the punk to back off and show a little respect.

Debbi said...

Your cats are cool, no ifs, ands, or butts about it! :)