Saturday, June 4, 2016

Birthday Beast Blogging!

Today is the natal anniversary of our South African friend Suezboo, and I enlisted the cats to deliver a special birthday greeting! But they got distracted...

SHADOW: Hey, Orange Guy -- look. It's the human with the camera thing again.

MOONDOGGIE: Ah, you kids, with your iPhones and your selfie sticks! Get off my lawn-like bedcovers!

MOONDOGGIE: Ooh, that was mean. Wow, I'm getting grumpy in my old age...

SHADOW: You may be grumpy. You may be old and tired and cranky and creaky and--

MOONDOGGIE: Okay, okay...!

SHADOW: But your ass is younger than springtime, and fills my head with nightly dreams of pillowy paradise and buttocks-based bliss.

MOONDOGGIE: What is it with you and my ass, kid? It's getting weird.

SHADOW: Cat Ass 4 Life, yo.

Please join me in wishing our very good friend Suezboo a very happy birthday. And in her honor, we bring you a special South African edition of the traditional...
Sexy Birthday Lizard!

8 comments:

maryclev said...

From the Grumpy Orange Guy, The Silky Black Girl and I--a most wonderful birthday to you, Suze!

M. Bouffant said...

Hello Suez, hope all's well. And as many more birthdays as you can stand!

P.S.: Do cats even have buttocks?

Scott said...

Do cats even have buttocks?

That's...a good question, that I refuse to Google.

Katy Williams said...

Happy birthday Suezboo!

I've had my niece & her 2 toddlers move in with me. First game on their part: "SCARE THE CATS!" HAHAHAHAHAHA! But.... after a week or so the kitties came out from under the upstairs bed and are quite nonchalant with the childrens, even affectionate. Well, Rai is. Dani (named after Dani Phantom) tends to claw and bite, but she does with everyone. The kid have learned to use oven-mitts when trying to pet Dani.

Hank said...

Happy happy birthday birthday! (That's 100% more natal anniversary best wishes than our standard felicitation.)

Hope you had a fabulous one, Suez.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hippo Birdie, Suezboo!

BTW, I googled. Best answer...
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Sue Z Boo said...

Aw, thanks Scott, Moondoggie and Shadow. Love your work.
Although the SBL doesn't really do it for me, ovaryjumping-wise, I appreciate his popping by.
And thanks to youse guys in the comments section. You are all very kind to a recluse in a hovel far, far away and she appreciates it deeply.

Smut Clyde said...

Cats has a gluteus maximus muscle. That is good enough for government work.