Monday, January 30, 2017

Okay...

I was reading about Trump's executive shenanigans over the weekend and I don't know why, but for some reason this advertisement just popped into my head. Weird.

6 comments:

Debbi said...

Was it the word "douche" or "apricots"? :)

lawguy said...

Is this (or rather was this) real?

Scott said...

According to my source (the Msgic 8-Ball), "all indications point to Yes." However, there's some contention among photographic analysts over whether Amy's nipple is genuine.

Dr.BDH said...

"Douche" and "Il Douche" are common word associations with "Trump" or "Drumpf" or "President Cheetoskin." I'd say from a Voight-Kampff standpoint, you're quite normal, Scott.

(However, I just had a word association flash: "Voight" - Jon Voight, "Kampff" - "Mein Kampf." Philip K. Dick was so prescient!)

Anonymous said...

ANNTI sez...

Somehow, I don't think that it's a lingual association. Obviously, the WORD, "douchebag," much like "Coney Island Whitefish," DOES tend to pop into the rational (or semi-) mind when pondering the neverending nightmare that somehow got inaugurated as our seeming "president," BUT --- he IS apricot-colored, depending on how many layers of tanning garbage {crossing fingers, toes, legs, everything that can be crossed, knocking on wooden skull, rubbing black cat for luck & later for amusing usage of static electricity... --- PLEASE let it be carcinogenic, PLEASE PLEASE *PLEASE* make spray-tans carcinogenic, PLEASE let it start @ the ginormous asshole on his face, which is constantly puckered, },leading *some* to wonder if he makes that face because he's a DEPENDS user and can no longer make his ragged-out old ass pucker upon command/by means of autonomic nerves that SHOULD keep it puckered, which is why he CONSTANTLY has to make THAT FACE, longing for younger, more innocent, more-sphincter-control days of yore} FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAKE THAT SPRAY-ORANGE TUMOR-IN-A-BOTTLE PERMANENTLY AND IRREVOCABLY CARCINOGENIC!!!!!) that he's had applied @ any given time &/or date.

Can't imagine a more logical or apt connection, whether conscious or subconscious, Scott. Perfect encapsulation of that infestation of our White House, wouldn't you say? I give it three months before the impeachment, if that long. (Atheists aren't supposed to be superstitious, but I was raised by hill people on both sides, and it never hurts to knock the fuck out of some wood, until one's knuckles are bloody, and the "wood" in question isn't a slang-termed body part on someone else...)

XOXOXO
L,
A.S.C.

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