Sunday, January 15, 2017

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Tormented Like Trump" Edition

MOONDOGGIE: I think this blanket is eating me. Unfair!

MOONDOGGIE: This cat is ying-yanging me! Sad!

MOONDOGGIE: Now this blanket is eating me, after we made a deal that it would cover me but not consume me, because that's the job of a blanket in our democracy.

MOONDOGGIE: This is a very dishonest blanket.

MOONDOGGIE: You know what? It's not any fun cosplaying Trump, and I don't think you should make me do it just because I'm orange, because that's kind of racist. I also think you should make it up to me by letting me sit on your lap in the recliner and maybe put a pin spot on my eyes so I can pretend I'm Captain Kirk fighting Romulans.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ANNTI sez...

I am ssoooooooo coming back as a cat in my next life... Well, a cat with a sweet gig like THESE cats, at any rate... Or James, for that matter, bless his spoiled-rotten heart...