Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Tormented Like Trump" Edition
MOONDOGGIE: I think this blanket is eating me. Unfair!
MOONDOGGIE: This cat is ying-yanging me! Sad!
MOONDOGGIE: Now this blanket is eating me, after we made a deal that it would cover me but not consume me, because that's the job of a blanket in our democracy.
MOONDOGGIE: This is a very dishonest blanket.
MOONDOGGIE: You know what? It's not any fun cosplaying Trump, and I don't think you should make me do it just because I'm orange, because that's kind of racist. I also think you should make it up to me by letting me sit on your lap in the recliner and maybe put a pin spot on my eyes so I can pretend I'm Captain Kirk fighting Romulans.