tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post1389019439842368690..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Look on Me, Ye Mighty, and DespairScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86580924548461816742011-02-19T15:10:42.917-08:002011-02-19T15:10:42.917-08:00"for the odds are that you'll get yoursel..."for the odds are that you'll get yourself so worked up trying to annihilate some 15-year-old who said something rude about one of your column that you'll stroke out."<br /><br />Well, I'm not 15 but I just started an account with America's Shittiest Website in order to comment on the next tough guy screed Mr. Adams produces.Bob Hopelessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-3787014654369833552011-02-18T17:55:45.991-08:002011-02-18T17:55:45.991-08:00I'm still trying to figure out how Ozymandias ...I'm still trying to figure out how Ozymandias and Percy Bysshe Shelley ended up cruising with Dr. Adams.Fearguthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18424358658004747702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-66426445999961743002011-02-16T17:07:36.288-08:002011-02-16T17:07:36.288-08:00I see Tim has anticipated me, but NeverMind.
What...I see Tim has anticipated me, but NeverMind.<br /><br />What the sam hill is a [p]sychotic break shorty? Is it like a delusions-of-grandeur quicky?<br /><br />Also, I must confess that Dr. Mike always makes me feel rather ill. I don't know if that counts as hatred. Probably not; hatred is a serious sort of emotion, not a shying-away as from something alarming found at the back of the refrigerator.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49969185062169581952011-02-16T14:17:10.993-08:002011-02-16T14:17:10.993-08:00I struggle with the definition of "irony.&quo...I struggle with the definition of "irony." Would it be ironic if Dr. Mike were killed by the avalanche of firearms that would result from his frantic struggle to grab one ("more guns than the armies of several third world nations") in defense of his person? How about if the weight of so much penis-substitute prevented him from turning around in time to respond to the "click" of a hammer being cocked behind him. And is "hammer being cocked" the most unintentionally gay thing I have ever written?Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04015145870685939519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-27323431650264205092011-02-16T10:31:24.377-08:002011-02-16T10:31:24.377-08:00Second, I do not think it is wise for you to make ...<i>Second, I do not think it is wise for you to make veiled threats against my life given that I own more guns than the armies of several third world nations</i><br /><br />Costa Rica? San Marino? Liechtenstein? (oh, maybe not...those Liectensteiners are fierce even without an army) Monaco? Andorra? Palau? Kiribati?<br /><br />Okay, more guns that those. And ALMOST as many IQ points as the total population of Absurdistan combined.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50259054555598279472011-02-16T10:26:36.770-08:002011-02-16T10:26:36.770-08:00@Tim --
Not to mention that he also manages to mi...@Tim --<br /><br />Not to mention that he also manages to misspell, in the same sentence, "lambaste".<br /><br />People who live in glass houses should get dressed in the basement.David in NYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00493832668051350697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74917274775838006092011-02-15T17:25:37.474-08:002011-02-15T17:25:37.474-08:00He didn't link to "Allison's" ho...He didn't link to "Allison's" horrifying, hurtful note to give us, the readers, a chance to gaze at the utter hate. But he kicked the shit out of it anyway! <br /><br /><i>Second, I do not think it is wise for you to make veiled threats against my life given that I own more guns than the armies of several third world nations</i><br /><br />And I reenact The Battle of Midway every night in the tub, so invade me by ship <i>at your peril</i> Ms. Veiled Threat!<br /><br />Seriously, he must have the dick the size of a tack. He overcompensates so much and so obviously that a kinder person than me would have an intervention. But then, he'd probably shoot the pizza guy when he rang the bell.Jay B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37912103809774729752011-02-15T13:02:02.666-08:002011-02-15T13:02:02.666-08:00Hey, hey, I live in a Third World nation and I tru...Hey, hey, I live in a Third World nation and I truly, deeply resent us being compared to Dr Mike.True, we have nutcases and true, more arms than we need but we have never, and I think I can speak without fear of contradiction here,written such awesomely stupid stuff as he.<br /><br />Suezboo in SAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-60824225819645667772011-02-15T11:42:12.817-08:002011-02-15T11:42:12.817-08:00Given his opinion of "3rd World" nations...Given his opinion of "3rd World" nations, he shouldn't be so quick to compare himself to one. Not that a heavily-armed 3rd-world nation with only one resident, and that resident foaming-at-the-mouth-insane, would be much threat. Unless it had... nukes? Does Dr. Mike have a nuke? A real one, not an imaginary one in his trousers.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30980303955184199682011-02-15T10:54:34.327-08:002011-02-15T10:54:34.327-08:00Dr. Mike seems to think that if he were ever shot,...Dr. Mike seems to think that if he were ever shot, it would not, say, come as the climax of a squalid, red-faced shouting match in a suburban parking lot over who was entitled to the space nearest the Krispy Kreme. Instead, he seems to envision some sort of <i>Straw Dogs</i> meets <i>Invasion U.S.A.</i> scenario, where an elite strike team of angry lesbians attempts to storm his fortified townhouse, and meets the withering reply of his entire gun collection.<br /><br />Speaking of shooting yourself in the foot -- Dr. Mike's lost promotion was entirely self-infliced, when he insisted that the university treat his 6,000+ Townhall screeds as academic research. Thus, as we mentioned at the time, managing to both publish <i>and</i> perish at the same time.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-71370195680737251872011-02-15T10:48:38.081-08:002011-02-15T10:48:38.081-08:00He received tenure, but was denied a promotion to ...He received tenure, but was denied a promotion to full professor. Sort of the academic version of admitting the first decision was a mistake.Rugosahttp://dzikaroza.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-28771021217520837792011-02-15T09:44:31.663-08:002011-02-15T09:44:31.663-08:00And continuing with the sentence that Tim quoted: ...And continuing with the sentence that Tim quoted: wasn't Dr. Mike <i>denied</i> tenure? He seems to think he received tenure in his Bizarro world.Bogienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-82657609803436377422011-02-15T09:31:04.857-08:002011-02-15T09:31:04.857-08:00If I may:
"'sychotic [sic] breakdown'...If I may:<br />"'sychotic [sic] breakdown' <i>shorty</i> after receiving tenure" [emphasis mine]<br />Dr. Mike, people in glass houses ...Timothy Hendersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08387272948057289691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90391212049470479842011-02-15T09:28:22.392-08:002011-02-15T09:28:22.392-08:00Hmmm...Adams. Mike Adams. Rings a bell. Was he on...Hmmm...Adams. Mike Adams. Rings a bell. Was he on the original Jeopardy? No?<br /><br />Oh wait. I've got it.<br /><br />Is he still alive? Really! Why, I thought I heard that he died.<br /><br />Something about "forgot to breathe" and "too few brain cells". But I guess there's still time for that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67503390521496480562011-02-15T09:05:40.650-08:002011-02-15T09:05:40.650-08:00Unless Dr. Mike is an octopus, he can only use one...Unless Dr. Mike is an octopus, he can only use one (or at most, two; but I wouldn't be too worried about a pistol fired with the dumb hand) of those many, many penis-substitute-weapons at once.<br /><br />And then, like all the other fake tough guys using guns, he gets tackled while reloading, and an elderly woman will sit on his head.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.com