tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post221939170016611566..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: My Favorite ThingsScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-85499105120399541062011-01-08T14:54:20.947-08:002011-01-08T14:54:20.947-08:00BillS: "He hates women and he hates gay men-w...BillS: "He hates women and he hates gay men-what's left?"<br /><br />Robots, of course. Till then, just himself I guess. Tho I bet he gets a lot of "not tonight I have a headache" responses from his, uh, body.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38141140712081019672011-01-06T15:34:31.919-08:002011-01-06T15:34:31.919-08:00I call bullshit on this whole story because you do...I call bullshit on this whole story because you don't need permission to search a parolee's premises, or even probable cause. Standard terms of parole. Plus, if the users had "made" him, as implied by their refusal to use anything illegal in front of him, would he have really walked out of there alive and in one piece?<br />Sounds like he carved up a detective novel manuscript that had been rejected by everyone, and pretended it happened to him on his blog.trashfirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30685484312316037102011-01-04T18:38:19.099-08:002011-01-04T18:38:19.099-08:00You've seen his pic, right? I've known guy...You've seen his pic, right? I've known guys like that. They're weepers. They think of themselves as holy warriors or as super men, but it's just crazed self-image that keeps them alive from morning to morning. Don't get me wrong, these are the sorts of guys that can certainly drug or even suffocate the hooker, but they get as far as pulling the first toenail out and start sobbing as they vomit. <br /><br />It doesn't make them any less dangerous, it doesn't make them any less creepy. It just means wives and girlfriends are probably safe-ish (though I would not issue insurance on their mothers), and pros and one-night-stands know to run as soon as they suggest the cold bath.D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43778830591703908492011-01-04T16:33:08.288-08:002011-01-04T16:33:08.288-08:00"Doesn't he really just seem like the sor..."Doesn't he really just seem like the sort of guy who would be out there killing whores and masturbating onto their dead bodies before crying himself to sleep?"<br /><br />Crying? I doubt it. I imagine he sees himself as a Nimrod type, a mighty warrior before the Lord, doing holy work by cleansing the world of sin and lustfullness.Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-66261914786451389412011-01-04T12:57:55.330-08:002011-01-04T12:57:55.330-08:00I think I once posited a yard full of shallow grav...I think I once posited a yard full of shallow graves for decapitated RealDolls. <br /><br />Doesn't he really just seem like the sort of guy who would be out there killing whores and masturbating onto their dead bodies before crying himself to sleep? There's just something distinctly wrong about that man.D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49211824331492144602011-01-04T06:17:18.802-08:002011-01-04T06:17:18.802-08:00Have you been reading my diary, D. Sidhe?
Actually...Have you been reading my diary, D. Sidhe?<br />Actually, I don't think Mikey is capable of writing erotic fiction. He can barely construct a plausable crime fantasy, and he's allegedly a criminology professor. Considering how disgusted he is by sex, it's scary to imagine what could turn him on. He hates women and he hates gay men-what's left?Bill Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11962770671920027012011-01-03T17:08:02.058-08:002011-01-03T17:08:02.058-08:00Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought something li...Dear Penthouse Forum,<br />I never thought something like this could happen to me. The other night, a couple of cops--blond, blue eyed, six five, and *totally* built, they could have been twins--busted in my door and said I was under arrest. They were waving around their nightsticks and before I knew it they had me in handcuffs! They hustled me out to the car and manhandled me into the cage. One of them pinched my ass, so already I had a feeling I knew where this was going. They surprised me, though, by taking me to this costume party. They told me the place was a "crack den" and told me I had to go in and "buy a rock" from this one guy, and to bring it right back out. So I go in, and oh, man, these guys? They're all half-naked and sweaty, and way better looking than the "crack heads" on those TV shows! I got the "crack rock" from this guy, and went back out to the cops, and they said, "Well, where's the rest?" sounding all stern. I said that was it, and they started threatening to "strip search" me. I told them I had nothing to hide, and one of them got up real close to me and said, "Feels like a loaded weapon you got there". So they took me back inside, where the sweaty guys had put on a movie. It was a really hot flick, but after a while nobody was really paying any attention to it at all...D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68081388127818647792011-01-03T13:27:17.709-08:002011-01-03T13:27:17.709-08:00The War on Drugs, sadly, missed a real opportunity...The War on Drugs, sadly, missed a real opportunity to take another victim.Jay B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-59683417584016646852011-01-03T13:09:58.156-08:002011-01-03T13:09:58.156-08:00Even if the story is a total (stupid) fantasy, I r...Even if the story is a total (stupid) fantasy, I really love the image of Dr. Mike sitting watching HBO all evening in a Crack House. I wonder what the movies were?Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47112459818198641062011-01-03T11:07:55.125-08:002011-01-03T11:07:55.125-08:00Dr Mike's cop buddies left him in a house wher...Dr Mike's cop buddies left him in a house where the cops had just popped a resident, and left him there for hours even after he'd obviously been the one who bought the crack (I doubt the veracity of this detail) that caused the bust. Riiiiiggghhhhttt. <br /><br />Quite the fantasy world he's got going for him; no doubt that alone had some impact on past tenure considerations. Thankfully.StringonaSticknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-70180952141006054772011-01-03T10:31:36.320-08:002011-01-03T10:31:36.320-08:00Ah, yes, the glory days of 2006. Back before the c...Ah, yes, the glory days of 2006. Back before the courts tried to explain to Crazy Mike Adams, Ph.D the legal distinction between Free Speech and Unchecked Hallucinations. <br /><br />Maybe it's the turning over of a new calendar page, but it's interesting to reflect that there was a time, not so long ago, really, when a young and idealistic Mike Adams, Doctor of Crazy, must have looked at the fresh-laid Information Highway and thought, Y'know, here's an entire universe where I can peddle my pathologies and no one can laugh in my face before I've finished a paragraph.James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-46848132098596635102011-01-03T05:11:40.429-08:002011-01-03T05:11:40.429-08:00I am afraid to offer any suggestion, if only becau...I am afraid to offer any suggestion, if only because I find myself wondering wait, WTF? There was a point in the dribble somewhere? What?<br /><br />Too much psychic damage too early in the morning.<br /><br />On happier notes, my holiday vacation begins today!<br /><br />p.s. word verification "sards"<br /><br />Given the topic of Dr. Mikey and his ilk, I think it was supposed to say "tards"heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-1385960265237748732011-01-03T04:22:42.018-08:002011-01-03T04:22:42.018-08:00Okay, I'm not going to read the column, but ar...Okay, I'm not going to read the column, but are we sure that this specific incident is what Mikes's colleague was referring to when he called him a racist? Because he may have just been listing his major personality traits. You know: Dr Mike is smug, entitled, cowardly, a shitty tipper, misogynist, homophobic, mendacious, racist...<br /><br />I mean, even if I had never heard this little Mitty-esque anecdote, and Dr Mike had just come to me to help him write a personal ad for "Dicks Unlimited" magazine, I would still probably come up with "racist" within three sentences or less. Just sayin'.<br /><br />Hey, s.z., have you and Scott considered doing a chapter on Lance Henriksen movies? Because, wow. Maybe something about "How To Say No To People, Even When They're Offering Money".D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-35964823079530847802011-01-03T00:07:33.906-08:002011-01-03T00:07:33.906-08:00As always, looking to the future. I'm going on...As always, looking to the future. I'm going on a drug raid Tues., once the gummint check gets here. Let you know how it turns out!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-17448026092899310412011-01-02T17:33:36.500-08:002011-01-02T17:33:36.500-08:00How about some vintage Swank? The Good Pastor has ...How about some vintage Swank? The Good Pastor has been awfully quiet of late...Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.com