tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post2383870204884434916..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Happy Birthday, S.Z.! I got you Alicia Keys!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-46918633634739279262013-09-17T14:45:30.323-07:002013-09-17T14:45:30.323-07:00Inexcusably late, my dearest S.Z. But you know th...Inexcusably late, my dearest S.Z. But you know that I still love you.<br /><br />Happy Belated!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8756355554576474532013-09-14T13:20:41.301-07:002013-09-14T13:20:41.301-07:00Happy (late) birthday, SZ. We do desperately miss ...Happy (late) birthday, SZ. We do desperately miss you, but know that this internet home you created is still a marvelous place, full of people and critters and, yes, sexy birthday lizards, who love you. <br /><br />I'm not sure what to say about Alan Keyes, though. Because, Scott, man. You know how to bring the crazy to a party.D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20158217985900055512013-09-14T11:24:21.580-07:002013-09-14T11:24:21.580-07:00Happy Birthday, sz, from one of your many devoted ...Happy Birthday, sz, from one of your many devoted fans,on behalf of all critters you have cared for.<br />Suezboo<br />PS What Annti said.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-22343351050766699632013-09-13T12:10:47.249-07:002013-09-13T12:10:47.249-07:00Annti:
Someone once told me the hobo sign for a h...Annti:<br /><br />Someone once told me the hobo sign for a house where they could cadge a free meal was a stick figure of a cat, scratched on the fence post. I bet the feline sign for the same is a hobo, drawn in visible-only-to-cats ink on our doorsteps.<br /><br />My B-i-L's cat once tangled with a skunk, and -- foolishly -- he (B-i-L, that is) thought a bath would help. When he saw blood in the water, he thought the cat had been injured in the encounter. Then he realized it was <i>his</i> blood ...<br /><br />Many happy returns, s.z.!grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-55470518180078046032013-09-13T05:35:27.981-07:002013-09-13T05:35:27.981-07:00What Annti said.What Annti said.Weird Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42234623698823879172013-09-13T04:50:04.940-07:002013-09-13T04:50:04.940-07:00Happy birthday, sz!Happy birthday, sz!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38873725838062612252013-09-13T01:06:40.991-07:002013-09-13T01:06:40.991-07:00I'm a little more late to the party than usual...I'm a little more late to the party than usual, but here I go: A VERY Happy Birthday to one of the most delightful, kind, caring, hilarious person I know.<br /><br />And now my impression of that little kid from SHANE:<br /><br />SZ! Come back SZ!maryclevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00785496858123839668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68911960585966575762013-09-13T00:56:59.298-07:002013-09-13T00:56:59.298-07:00And, of course, what would one of my world's-s...<i>And, of course, what would one of my world's-slowest-drive-by-joke-of-a-comment-post clusterfucks <b>BE without me having to, as always, BITCH ABOUT THE FAILURE OF THESE FUCKING COMMENTS WIDGETS TO ***EVER*** GET THEIR OWN FUCKING HTML CODES ***RIGHT***?!?!?!?!?!?!</b> The above comment attempts MIGHT have stood a small, withery, wimpy, wind-whipped chance at something RESEMBLING "humor," dammit. <b>Yes, they sure as fuck COULD HAVE, dammit</b></i> --- SHADDUP!!!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-15476976638599563702013-09-13T00:46:23.612-07:002013-09-13T00:46:23.612-07:00(yes, I am THAT fucking merciless/contemptible, th...<i>(yes, I am THAT fucking merciless/contemptible, that I just fucking KEEP GOING with my pointless & unfunny blathering, but at least I am still TRYING, for you and you alone, my beloved Family O'Crap!)</i><br /><br /><b>CONTINUED:</b><br /><br />I love you, S.Z., I miss your e-mails like I miss oxygen, I miss your posts like humans would miss their hearts <i>(being an alien hyperlexic freak, I dunno what it's LIKE to have one of them "heart" thingys)</i>, and since you will NEVER stop, for one second, to even so much as PAUSE in your bone-crushing, back-breaking labor to save & heal so many mistreated/neglected/abused animals, I am secure in knowing that YOUR neighborhood/tri-state-area WILL **NEVER** HAVE an animal dying alone in the street BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES ENOUGH OF A FUCK TO SO MUCH AS *STOP* AND FUCKING *TRY* TO HELP!! That shit will NEVER happen on YOUR watch, and if it hadn't been for your inspiration, they prolly never would've been able to sucker me into being Cat Haven's bitch covering a THREE-PARISH AREA, and then to come home to New Orleans, TWICE, and then become ground zero for every abandoned/abused/neglected/escaped kitteh in a 2-square-mile area, NEVER MY IDEA, THEY JUST SOMEHOW FUCKING **FIND** ME!! <i>(prolly 'cause of my being marked by that damned TIGER @ teh B.R. zoo in 1973!!!)</i> --- without your guidance, invaluable advice, depthless wisdom and heart the size of all of the square states put together, I'd never have stood a fucking CHANCE at this kitteh work, nor would I have survived all of the bites, maulings, gashings, shreddings, etc. at the fast-flying pinpoint-accuracy of paws & claws of every TRUE feral anywhere near me, nor the ACTUAL "cat-scratch fever" that they've given me at least twice. <i><b>And yes, chirrens, there IS such a REAL THING as "CAT-SCRATCH FEVER," </b></i>and it has NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH YET ANOTHER DICKLESS-WONDER *TED NUGENT* "SONG" ABOUT RAPING UNDERAGED GIRLS AND THEN ***BRAGGING*** ABOUT IT!!! Were it not for S.Z., I would never have survived it nor recovered enough to go back in there to try and wrangle/herd/cutting-horse-control VICIOUS, PINPOINT-ACCURACY-SLASHERS, ACTUAL *FERAL* CATS!!! <br /><br />You have saved my life in more than one way, S.Z., and I will always be in your debt, no matter how many times that I have to be reincarnated to punish me for whatever I did in one of my previous lives as "Dr." Mengele or Joan Rivers when she was "FUNNY" (150 years ago!) or perhaps even as PRESCOT MOTHERFUCKING BUSH, the only motherfucker evil enough to JUSTIFY what I've gotten in THIS "life," if anyone calls it that. <br /><br />Thank you, S.Z. So much. <br /> <br />All my love,<br />XOXOXO, <br /><br />J/A.S.C.<br /><br /><i>(BWUAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! My "prove yer not a robot" word is "NOBSIT" - as in, "TO SIT UPON SOMEONE'S **KNOB**"!!!!!! Heh heh heh... no, it's not funny 'cause I'm sleep-deprived or on the VERY WRONG clusterfuck-cocktail of prescription-poison DRUGS, it's funny 'cause even though I've stayed RETIRED from sex/dating/fucking/etc. for OVER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, I can *STILL* find a fucking DIRTY JOKE in literally ***ANY***FUCKING***THING***!!!!!! What can I say... it's a gift AND a curse, but WAY the fuck more a curse.)</i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11609709465593646772013-09-13T00:33:22.210-07:002013-09-13T00:33:22.210-07:00HOLY SHIT!!! Late to the fucking party as always,...HOLY SHIT!!! Late to the fucking party as always, but at least I won't be inadvertently murdering THIS thread --- it's too fucking IMPORTANT, this thread, these comments, because they pay homage to a woman who will ALWAYS be one of my top-6 heroines and who is widely beloved, admired and envied by the entire fucking blogosphere, solar system, galaxy, universe, multi-verses, YOU NAME IT. Even the nutless reich-wing cum-dumpsters of Little Gangrenous Fucktards OWE THIS WOMAN ***EVERYTING***, every Rush-Fatfuck-Limbaugh-wannabe "media"-whore/REAL-whore/OPIATE-WHORE on earth ASPIRES to be worthy of being allowed to so much as READ the wonder that is Sheri Zollinger.<br /><br />Supermodel, astronaut, CIA operative <i>(wet AND dry! Hand-wash and HANG TO DRY!)</i>, sharper-than-a-claymore wit-to-be-envied-even-by-Bill-Almighty-Fucking-Randy-Pan-The-Goat-Boy HICKS!!!, patron saint to every critter on earth, be they furry, finned, flying or fat, <i><b>she is the Alpha and Omega of what a blogger should be, </b></i>beyond that by light-years to what every HUMAN BEING <i>and even republicunts </i>SHOULD ALWAYS FUCKING ASPIRE TO BECOME!!!<br /><br />I promise to return and read your beautifully amazing, and as always, gut-laugh funny and kicked-in-the-nards tear-jerkingly/achingly tender/truly deeply intensely HUMAN tribute as only Scott can do, I swear upon the head of my most-spoiled-rotten part-time-feral/mostly-tame-but-cocky-as-hell "outside kitteh" BOB, aka "Ginger Bobka"!!! Plus, there is SUCH an awe-inspiring wealth of love, wisdom, smart-assery, jackassery, idiocy, brilliance & glad-I'm-wearing-my-Poise-pantiliner-all-out-fucking-HILARITY in the comments here and the hearts of the commenters who love S.Z. so very much and for so many true & wunnerful reasons, I simply MUST, in order to continue to "live," if you can call this "living" <i>(just ME, not anything related to being a small, lame part of the wunnerful World O'Crap!)</i> --- return JUST to read, grok, and reap mountains of inspiration from the commenters' paeans to S.Z. Y'all are just that fucking good, speaking to and of such a fab-fucking-tabulous subject, that you do credit to the entire innernets toobs just by showing up. I am awed, shamed, and riddled with brittle envy at your mastery of language, humor, callback in-jokes & political farcery, and will be forevermore.<br /><br />(TRUNCATED BY FUCKIN' GOOGLE!!!)Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-5330956308612717592013-09-12T22:22:57.467-07:002013-09-12T22:22:57.467-07:00I had a bet going with myself that the very first ...I had a bet going with myself that the very first commenter would step up and handle the obligatory Why A Duck? joke -- but I never expected a Folgers Crystals reference too! My cup runneth over.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72337798067805076342013-09-12T21:07:10.852-07:002013-09-12T21:07:10.852-07:00A magnificently joyous birthday to you, s.z.! Seem...A magnificently joyous birthday to you, s.z.! Seems like just yesterday I had memorized the URL for the Salon version of W O'C. It was my favorite spot on the web then, and still is. Thanks for founding World O' Crap, and for leaving it in such good hands.Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-69153713592911666602013-09-12T20:57:51.228-07:002013-09-12T20:57:51.228-07:00Gee, this bucket brigade impeachment thing sounds ...Gee, this bucket brigade impeachment thing sounds like just the thing we need to take back America. But gosh, I bet it's going to be real expensive! I wonder how a RenewAmerican such as myself can make a sizeable non-tax deductible donation to this worthy cause. Might there be a handy PayPal link somewhere? Alan?<br /><br />And Happy Birthday!<br />R. Porrofattonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-73674206056250173002013-09-12T19:02:22.967-07:002013-09-12T19:02:22.967-07:00Happy birthday, S.Z.! I miss you around the blog ...Happy birthday, S.Z.! I miss you around the blog but in your absence, Scott is doing an amazing job...it says here.<br /><br />All seriousness aside -- the most joyous of natal anniversaries to ya...Ivan G Shreve Jrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04067177808320053382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-12857129310839008742013-09-12T16:51:33.193-07:002013-09-12T16:51:33.193-07:00We've replaced President Obama with Alan Keyes...We've replaced President Obama with Alan Keyes. Let's see if Joe Biden notices!<br /><br />P.S. Why a duck?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com