tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post2658483996631877075..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Speed Birthdating!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11421626543672802722015-11-18T01:05:00.892-08:002015-11-18T01:05:00.892-08:00ANNTI sez...
Damned skippy, you're very lucky...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br />Damned skippy, you're very lucky! I hope that I get to see the Grand Canyon someday, but I guarantee that I won't be permanently scarring the wildlife with the vision of *ME* nekkid!<br /><br />Remarkable lighting, as well, a really good picture all-around, so to speak. Greeting the dawn, indeed. Heh.<br /><br />Perfectly cropped, too, eh? Hee hee hee...<br /><br /><b>OH! SCOTT!</b><br /><br />I forgot to ask --- dunno why, not running on all 6 cylinders for A LONG FUCKING TIME, prolly why... --- but the sexy little green Florida lizard --- IS HE/SHE CAUGHT IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO when that picture was taken? There's definitely some slightly-more-yellow lizard skin immediately under our featured player, and a lizard ear, so yeah, I think so. Absofuckinglutely caught some sexy lizard coitus. Perv. Heh heh.<br /><br /><i><b>Oh, and Dave?</b></i> If you ever, for whatever logic-forsaken reason, find yourself stranded in or near Amarillo, you MUST go see THEIR Canyon. <b><i>GAWGEOUS.</i></b> Windy as a MOTHERFUCKER, but truly a wonder. Much smaller wonder than Le Grande, but beautiful & inimitable nonetheless.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68617845734090169052015-11-17T13:23:19.131-08:002015-11-17T13:23:19.131-08:00OK that made me laugh.
Just to be clear, that pic...OK <i>that</i> made me laugh.<br /><br />Just to be clear, that picture was taken <i>quite</i> a while ago.<br /><br />Not at the Dead but very near to the most beautiful place I have ever been able to drive a car, <a href="http://www.arizonahighways.com/?q=explore/scenic-drives/point-sublime" rel="nofollow">Point Sublime Grand Canyon</a>.<br />So, yeah, me naked at the elusive West Rim of the Grand Canyon. I am very lucky.Weird Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328849017842507840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32992892940328194162015-11-16T21:09:43.135-08:002015-11-16T21:09:43.135-08:00Y'know, Dave, I've often wondered... were...Y'know, Dave, I've often wondered... were you running around nekkid in that picture for any special occasion/Dead concert, or is this just how you greet EVERY day? Heh.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><i>(Nice ass, too, btw. Reminds me of The Boy of long-ago, far-away nights @ the Dragon's Den & what used to be The Dungeon... *sigh*)</i>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2002926101544108012015-11-11T09:21:19.776-08:002015-11-11T09:21:19.776-08:00If somebody tried to serve me that 'pudding...If somebody tried to serve me that 'pudding' (my scare quotes) 'ATORA' (their scare quotes) sounds an awful lot like what I would be aiming for.<br /><br />Happy Birthdays All!Weird Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328849017842507840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-52667833905710222302015-11-11T01:20:10.184-08:002015-11-11T01:20:10.184-08:00ANNTI continues, yet again... (just keep holding-...<b>ANNTI continues, yet again...</b> <i>(just keep holding-back those gag-reflexes, kids...)</i><br /><br /><b><i>MOST IMPORTANTLY:</i> Sincere & bone-deep apologies to all whose birfdays that I have missed/cocked-up/neglected over the past couple years, especially our most-recent bunch here:</b> KWillow, dear heart, you not only keep me alive in several different directions, you remind me on a fairly regular basis that some human beings are actually worth far more than just oxygen. Li'l Innocent, you sexy thang you, somehow always manage to show up & bring rare light <i>(and it's pretty fucking rare that I wanna SEE sunshine!)</i> & dirty jokes into my life, just when I need them most. Vosburg... well, it's been a while since we've shot the shit, but you are, incomparably, one of the finest bullshitters that it's ever been my pleasure to know. Dr. BDH, you're an O.C. <i>(Original Crapper)</i> whose wit & wisdom far predate & precede my illiterate frothings by aeons <i>(that's meant as a qualifier, darlin', not a quantifier!)</i>, and I, for one, am damned grateful that you are not only still working, but still sharing with us, here.<br /><br />And Scott, dear heart, I know that my weak-assed barely-under-the-radar birfday wishes didn't come true, <b>but-- <i>if it's the last thing I do on this planet </i> --- somehow, some way, I am going to see you STRAPPED ONTO A FUCKING INVERSION BOARD!!!!!! </b> And no, if it hurts, you are NOT allowed to ENJOY IT!!! <i>(BTW, caught "Videodrome" on TV the other night, don't ask, but OH HOLY FUCK!!! Now I *so* understand the sexist-pig piece-of-shit BDSM-reject first-radio-station "boss" {ha} and his ISSUES!!! See why he's working for WESTWOOD ONE & NIKKI SIXX NOW?!??! <b>Bwuaaahaahaahaahaahaahaaa!!!!!!!</b>)</i> <br /><br />Heat, rest, cold, rest, heat, rest, cold, remember? When the drugs don't work, baby, or there AREN'T ANY FUCKING DRUGS <i>(or worst of all, they only give you HALF of what's required to be VERTICAL!!!)</i>, that's when you HAVE TO GET ***CREATIVE***!!! Shit, I've put myself through shit that'd make <i>"Videodrome"</i> look like SUNDAY SCHOOL, just to not go on my long-dreamed-of shooting spree in order to "ease" the pain. And Mary, honey, if he never gets you that "Magic Wand," even for himself, we'll take up a collection, I promise. Just make the fucker TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF, wouldja?!?!?<br /><br />Love & knishes <i>(oh, what I wouldn't GIVE for actual KOSHER up here in WEST REDNECKISTAN!!!)</i><br />XOXOXO<br />ASC/JAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-13664704469031577842015-11-11T01:15:23.530-08:002015-11-11T01:15:23.530-08:00ANNTI sez...
Okay, back to something resembling w...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br />Okay, back to something resembling what they tell me is "reality" --- Scott, there are no comparisons in pain. Injuries are not a pissing contest. <b>If you wanna vent, man, VENT, for fuck's sake!</b> Okay, so it didn't pan-out so well for MY short-lived blog, long may she reign <i>(even as a corpse)</i>, but if the pain doesn't generate SOME kind of creative/defensive bitch-fest, then WHY BOTHER?!?!? Pfft. As one who has seen more than her "fair share" <i>(as if there IS such a fucking thing!)</i> of pain --- trust yer Ranty Aunty Annti --- if you don't let the pain OUT, your fucking HEAD could EXPLODE!!!<br /><br />And THAT WAY, panic-tending idiots like ME don't FREAK THE FUCK OUT when you go MIA from the blog AND e-mails. I've lost both filing cabinets of everything that I ever wrote longhand, I've lost more in 45 years than most countries do in a hundred, <b>I AM ***NOT*** LOSING ANY MORE PEOPLE, DAMMIT!!!!!!</b> And not to Li'l-Orphan-Annie the joint up, BUT: if I didn't have my Wo'C family, or at least the dearly-beloveds who still speak to me, I wouldn't have SHIT.<br /><br />Which also leads me to ask... don't laugh TOO loudly, y'all, but... people used to actually EAT shit like those piles of beef fat that the advertisers laughingly call "puddings"?!??!?! And no, not in the context of JELL-O pudding, my limited understanding of one of the many Limey offenses against the human palate/gut/colon is that even "savory" PUDDINGS are BAKED affairs, with some kind of meaty-fruitcake-type conglomeration going on, not GIANT WADS OF GOOEY FAT SOPPED IN GENERAL-MOTORS-HONEY-BROWN-EXTERIOR-COAT "GRAVY"!!!!!! What, pray tell, were they fucking THINKING?!?!?!<br /><br />(character-limited edit...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2920930261121284622015-11-11T00:29:24.409-08:002015-11-11T00:29:24.409-08:00ANNTI sez...
TWO CREEPY-AS-FUCK ASIDES, then I *p...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br /><b><i>TWO CREEPY-AS-FUCK ASIDES, then I *promise* to pay this wunnerful post the attention that it deserves!!!</i><br /><br />1. **K-LO** IS NOW APPEARING IN WHAT BATON-REDNECK-REPUBLICUNT-ROUGE TRIES TO PASS OFF AS A "NEWSPAPER"!!!!!!!! <i>GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOPPP!!! THE HORROR!!! THE SAME FUCKING **HEAD**SHOT** HORROR!!!!!!</i></b><br /><br /><i>(yes, when I was typing the words, "head shot," I *did* hear a .357 magnum's firing pin click satisfyingly into place, as it should have SSSSOOOOO many times by now... *sigh*) (and yes, it was JUST the sound effect in my head, one stored among millions on what's left of my so-called brain.)</i><br /><br /><b>2. Not nearly as traumatic, but unnerving @ the very least: The live-action version of one of my decades-long animation heroines, "Aeon Flux" was NOT the best vehicle that the lovely Charlize could've chosen. Effects were awesome, acting was, well, it varied widely, costumes were theft-worthy, but it just... didn't... WORK. Not in the same horribly clusterfucked way that "DOOM" didn't work, ~that~ was an abomination against all things good & visceral in the universe. The film <i>"Aeon Flux"</i> could NEVER have lived-up to the original animation. Period. Critique aside, right before I finally got custody of the one online machine in my current... abode... guess what came on TV? YOU BETCHA. Okay, so I'd suggested a few new guys this year, too, maybe even a different chick, but Scott's pain-wracked brain was either pre-scanning the scheduling for that day or there's some spooky-as-fuck shit going on with the Wo'C collective unconscious.</b><br /><br />Probably already too long-winded at this point, so I'll shut the fuck & start over in the actual THREAD, ok kids? Thanks!<br /><br />XOXOXO<br />L,<br />JAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-63987776015093812392015-11-09T13:23:32.598-08:002015-11-09T13:23:32.598-08:00I've been so dilatory in leaving comments, it&...I've been so dilatory in leaving comments, it's downright shameful.<br /><br />Anyway, a big happy birthday to all! :)Debbihttp://www.debbimack.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37789614424612797842015-11-08T20:07:25.073-08:002015-11-08T20:07:25.073-08:00Sorry you're going through a painful period, S...Sorry you're going through a painful period, Scott. Hope you get through it soon.Jim Donahuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04140325442403671800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-75504178763552555372015-11-08T18:02:53.640-08:002015-11-08T18:02:53.640-08:00I can't help wondering: If 'Atora' is...I can't help wondering: If 'Atora' is the <i>good</i> beef suet, who's playing the role of the evil beef suet? Or is this one of those things where you find out in the third act that the suet you thought was the good one was in reality its evil twin, who did away with the good beef suet -- probably to make a bunch of cup-sized steak puddings -- before the others arrived at the isolated mansion?<br /><br />And doesn't 'Atora' sound like the name of a new character in a certain cheesy Italian film series?<br /><br />I spend a lot of time thinking about stuff like this. Too much, really.<br /><br />Happy birthdays, everybody!<br /><br />grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30842911580956193282015-11-08T17:52:20.378-08:002015-11-08T17:52:20.378-08:00Oh, Scott, you shouldn't, in your current stat...Oh, Scott, you shouldn't, in your current state of health, be doing the strenuous dumpster-diving picture research it has to take to come up with these - uh - foods. I mean, we birthdayites are flattered and appreciative, but this cannot be good for any part of your anatomy, unless maybe you find a hearty yeccch to be therapeutic, like a slap upside the head from a Zen master?<br /><br />Anyway, I don't even want to TRY to imagine the vulgarisms flying back and forth between the food photographer and the stylist about those sausages. That would be a job for Annti (happy birthday, babe -- and to youse also, K and Doc and Chris V).<br /><br />However the thing about the caraway seeds is perfectly true -- an authentic North European thing to do with sauerkraut (Swedes put them on various things too, as I know from my grandma on that side), and very tasty it is. "Sprinkle generously"?... well, don't go nuts. Caraway isn't Parmesan. Be discreet, but unafraid.<br /><br />Really, Scott, take care of yourself. Li'l Innocenthttps://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-10618353479650444972015-11-07T21:06:01.555-08:002015-11-07T21:06:01.555-08:00Thanks, Scott, for reminding me I am getting older...Thanks, Scott, for reminding me I am getting older. <br /><br />I've reached the age where I see a picture of myself, or a reflection in a store window, and think, "Who's that old guy?" Maybe I keep working so I can see people my age who look grayer and more wrinkly than me. <br /><br />No, really, I appreciate the attention, which allows me once a year to hand my laptop to my wife and say, "Look, I'm on the Internet!"<br /><br />But speaking of beef suet, I have put it in the bird feeder but never on the dinner table. In my childhood home we had lard and butter and Crisco, but never suet. (We also occasionally had Morton TV dinners when my dad had to prepare dinner. They were as appetizing as that picture and as Billy Gibbons says, "I even like the turkey/ If the sauce is not too blue.) But I can't get over the idea that the suet industry once placed ads encouraging people to eat rendered beef fat.<br /><br />Maybe the paleo diet people can bring back suet. I'll stick with bacon.DrBDHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91965533686300001232015-11-06T17:11:31.237-08:002015-11-06T17:11:31.237-08:00Maybe if the waffles were, like, onion-garlic whol...Maybe if the waffles were, like, onion-garlic whole wheat, or something...Meanie-meanie, tickle a personhttp://www.fakeasssurl.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67874687914790704112015-11-06T15:08:52.943-08:002015-11-06T15:08:52.943-08:00Oh CRAP. IT! IT was my families' favorite di...Oh CRAP. IT! IT was my families' favorite dish. Not I. Blast AND damm!Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2428395423412106942015-11-06T15:00:51.805-08:002015-11-06T15:00:51.805-08:00Tuna & Mushroom soup on waffles! OMG. Ohhhhhhh...Tuna & Mushroom soup on waffles! OMG. Ohhhhhhh..... I have made tuna & mushroom soup casserole in the past, using Viva Italian salad dressing to "pep it up". I was my families' favorite dish, after enchilada casserole, but lots easier. <br /><br />But tuna on waffles- man that sounds like something they'd serve you in Merrie Olde Englande, except they'd call it "Gopher-on-a-quilt" or maybe just "Innards". Thanks a lot!Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86688035203970789442015-11-06T13:55:08.403-08:002015-11-06T13:55:08.403-08:00Happy birthdays, you crazy kids!Happy birthdays, you crazy kids!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-78321442781906674762015-11-06T08:45:59.214-08:002015-11-06T08:45:59.214-08:00Dr BDH is the only person I know--OK, "know&q...Dr BDH is the only person I know--OK, "know"--OK, have ever heard of who was actually born on Broderick Crawford day. Congratulations! I think... Anyway, it has its own--uncopyrighted!--song:<br /><br />Happy Brod Day to you<br />Happy Brod day to you<br />Happy Brod day dear DrBDHHHHHHHHHHH<br />Happy Brod Day to you<br />Ten <i>FOUR</i>!!<br />[tosses mic back through prowl car window, hits partner in head, shrugs, tugs hat brim]Meanie-meanie, tickle a personhttp://www.fakeasssurl.comnoreply@blogger.com