tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post3873709237569279167..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Thanks, Everybody! I Got You a Wingnut!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-73264695749005241132011-12-06T00:38:13.973-08:002011-12-06T00:38:13.973-08:00Um, Keith?
You do realize that you have just cred...Um, Keith?<br /><br />You <i><b>do</b></i> realize that you have just credited Dumbya with <i><b>"oratory skills"?!?!??!</b></i><br /><br /><b>AND</b> alleged "MORALITY," with nary a whiff of sarcasm?!?!?!? <br /><br />Doooooood... been sniffing the printer toner again?<br /><br /><br /><i>(BTW, *best* magic-decoder-ring secret word YET: "She's Mudd"!!!!!! From Google's globe-eating lips to 16 fucking years ago...)</i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-19794661068571009192011-12-05T15:19:19.133-08:002011-12-05T15:19:19.133-08:00Bryan might be correct in the sense that all of Wa...Bryan might be correct in the sense that all of Washington is Newt's swamp. Expect the long knives to come out for this newt in about a week ... some of his enemies are serving time and aren't happy about it.<br /><br />But Perry? He's G.W.B. without the intellect or the morality. Or the oratory skills required to perform for that sound-bite.<br /><br />My guess? Sarah P. is sittin' it out, chomping down bear-burgers and waiting for her close-up.Keithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-15722041129411757032011-12-03T17:38:09.898-08:002011-12-03T17:38:09.898-08:00When you look at who's left to be the anti-Mit...When you look at who's left to be the anti-Mitt if/when the Gingrich bubble gets too swollen for even his huge head to sustain, thinking the base might give "Dim Bulb II: The Redimmining" Perry a second look isn't so far fetched.<br /><br />He has sort of been off the national radar for awhile, measured in net-time anyway, so maybe if post-New Hampshire buyer's remorse sets in, along with bazillions of dollars of Texas money, Goodhair could make S.C. a contest.Ugluks Fleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07736087597235009092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8878058496466681032011-12-03T11:55:13.412-08:002011-12-03T11:55:13.412-08:00[...why don't these kids get me something usef...<i>[...why don't these kids get me something useful, like a necktie?]</i><br /><br />No offense, Daddy-O, but do you know how hard it is to find a tie that doesn't clash with that Paul Drake Blazer?Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-14852199509117313202011-12-03T10:03:47.601-08:002011-12-03T10:03:47.601-08:00Yes, thank you very much for the wingnut, it's...Yes, thank you very much for the wingnut, it's a very distinctive wingnut, to be sure, and not at all like all of the other wingnuts I got. I like it very much.<br /><br />[mutters: fuck me, another wingnut. why don't these kids get me something useful, like a necktie?]Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91887098341199699312011-12-03T06:33:01.588-08:002011-12-03T06:33:01.588-08:00I'm sure that some catatonic patients stare of...I'm sure that some catatonic patients stare off into the distance, occasionally their eyes catching on some glimmer off a shiny object. This brings together disparate, unrelated ideas, and they feel as if they've constructed a valuable perception.<br /><br />This homage to Perry is just like that, but less honest.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-65110020306214040692011-12-03T04:48:04.177-08:002011-12-03T04:48:04.177-08:00First, is Moondoggie in a twelve step program? If ...First, is Moondoggie in a twelve step program? If his liver is that bad, it might be time.<br /><br />Next, Bry, Bry, Bry...apart from the adolescent phrasing and attempts to be nerd-cool by using "metaphors," you're writing sucks worse than that. <br /><br />And your thinking makes your writing look, well, intellectual. Perry? Really? You typed that entire column with just one hand, didn't you? One sticky, gooey hand.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-89066786166430412452011-12-02T19:16:27.445-08:002011-12-02T19:16:27.445-08:00Thanks, Scott, but I think I'll exchange him f...Thanks, Scott, but I think I'll exchange him for a nice pair of socks.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-78106969591214398952011-12-02T17:37:26.226-08:002011-12-02T17:37:26.226-08:00Never heard of this guy but he's clearly a stu...Never heard of this guy but he's clearly a stupid writer who doesn't know how to use mixed metaphors for effect. But then again, I guess he was trying to be serious, not funny. Of course, I love this site for the commentary on the idiocracy as you parse the victim's commentary (or bad films - love those).Jimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13891331049535299222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47858402864347284542011-12-02T17:22:26.209-08:002011-12-02T17:22:26.209-08:00The man is drunk, DRUNK I tell you, with the power...The man is drunk, DRUNK I tell you, with the power and flexibility of the English language! The English language makes him crazy! He huffs it, he pinches it, he tosses it in the air like a giant tossed salad, wielding the well-oiled Vermont maple salad fork and spoon of his intellect and his political convictions, and the English language comes down splat! on his kitchen floor! Hooray!Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-33511520503696653182011-12-02T15:56:11.344-08:002011-12-02T15:56:11.344-08:00It's like taking a bunch of cliches and a hunk...It's like taking a bunch of cliches and a hunk of rotting pork and throwing it in the blender on "Chop". The serving the resulting slurry as self-satisfied "wisdom".THAT guy againnoreply@blogger.com