tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post4270638301076932187..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Unlicensed Psychotherapy for Imaginary AilmentsScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-7709131623166036632011-05-24T09:03:35.487-07:002011-05-24T09:03:35.487-07:00A little late, but I think it's time for you a...A little late, but I think it's time for you and all of us who came together to elect Robin to the position of Conservative Blogress Diva this year, to pat ourselves on the back and congratulate ourselves for a job well done.<br /><br />And thanks, Robin, for continuing to justify our faith in you.Green Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-77481571801212374402011-05-22T17:45:26.776-07:002011-05-22T17:45:26.776-07:00an organized, local organization
We know two thin...<i>an organized, local organization</i><br /><br />We know two things:<br /><br />1) Robin is on the Department of Redundancy Department's oversight committee<br /><br />2) It couldn't a liberal "organization". We couldn't organize dominoes if you spotted us the ability to alter pips.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-81633007836126955662011-05-21T16:22:52.586-07:002011-05-21T16:22:52.586-07:00Incidentally, Robin followed up with a post at her...Incidentally, Robin followed up with <a href="http://www.robinofberkeley.com/2011/05/19/teachers-leave-them-kids-alone/" rel="nofollow">a post at her blog exclusively</a>, which I presume means that American Thinker found it too stupid even for their readers.<br /><br />After a heaping helping of remembered desegregation-based white fright ("And when middle school years came, they banded together and took their rage out on us white kids"), she moves on to her main course:<br /><br />A story copied from elsewhere without attribution about the horror of teaching acceptance of gender diversity to elementary school children.<br /><br />In it, Robin hilariously screws up who is doing the squawking, instead claiming that the God-bothering legal foundation which is complaining about the curricula is actually sponsoring the "event":<br /><br />Robin: <i>The two-day course is slated for children, from kindergarten through 5th grade, and is sponsored by a radical organization, the Pacific Justice Institute. The group wages legal war on religion on all fronts, including teachers that may play a religious song in the classroom. </i><br /><br />A helpful commenter gently points out the obvious to Robin (beginning her comment with the requisite oiliness of "Robin, I love reading your posts."):<br /><br />Commenter sugarc: <i>I think you might have it wrong about the Pacific Justice Institute. I checked their web site and they are AGAINST it, not sponsoring it. In fact, they posted an article about the school’s activity and stated: “‘This instruction does not represent the values of the majority of families in Oakland,’ said attorney Kevin Snider of the Pacific Justice Institute.”</i><br /><br />Duh, Robin, and Robin responds with a hasty deletion of teh stupid and then goes double-or-nothing with a clumsy attempt to justify her confusion:<br /><br />Robin: <i>There’s a Pacific Center in Berkeley, which is for LGBT. . and whatever they’ve added by now to the acronym.</i><br /><br />...which does little to explain why Robin would think that the Pacific Center's LGBT agenda "wages legal war on religion on all fronts, including teachers that may play a religious song in the classroom."<br /><br />Robin's confusion is still deeply abiding, however, and she continues, with stars, birds, windmills, and bats flying around her head in circles:<br /><br />Robin <i>So, the article is unclear who is actually sponsoring this thing. It must be an organized, local organization. I know we have one in Berkeley. If I can find out, I’ll post it.</i><br /><br />Dear God. Yeah, you do that, Robin.<br /><br />Naturally, still trying to win my boy scout merit badge in wising up dopes, I then helpfully commented:<br /><br />ChrisV: <i>Well, Robin, the "event" is a merely a description of suggested curricula for teachers to promote acceptance of gender diversity among their students. The dates, incidentally, correspond to the days immediately following May 22, which is "Harvey Milk Day" in California.<br /><br />If you still don't understand why a school would want to do this, you might want to read this helpful piece on <a href="http://www.pta.org/2148.htm" rel="nofollow">Creating Safe Schools</a> from the local PTA.</i><br /><br />Alas, never made it past moderation by the woman who claims to "want a dialog."Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-57040988212897034972011-05-21T14:36:11.322-07:002011-05-21T14:36:11.322-07:00Ah Mary, if I only had a nickel for every time I&#...Ah Mary, if I only had a nickel for every time I've bicycled into a tree while hollering "I gotta sacka monkey in mah pocket! Muh sista reddy da go!" at unsuspecting passersby, I'd have at least, oh, 5 cents, at least.<br /><br />Sorry about the knee-- This wasn't because you were laughing too hard to pay attention to mean old Mr Gravity, was it?Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18031506023987692952011-05-21T07:08:37.056-07:002011-05-21T07:08:37.056-07:00"Gee Robin, you can say stupid things!"
..."Gee Robin, you can say stupid things!"<br /><br />edit: captcha word - "vergen" As in "I'm a Vergen!"Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-1070064875070794432011-05-21T05:24:26.723-07:002011-05-21T05:24:26.723-07:00Go Mary!
If you get raptured, I'll water your...Go Mary!<br /><br />If you get raptured, I'll water your plants.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38037672730816850612011-05-20T20:37:18.747-07:002011-05-20T20:37:18.747-07:00Chris--your quoting of the song that Joel and the ...Chris--your quoting of the song that Joel and the bots sang is making me laugh and smile, even though I now have a knee that has swollen to the size of an ostrich egg, thanks to my clumsy fall on the sidewalk this evening. <br /><br />Thank you, Chris. For making me laugh at love, life, and my knee...again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50801599865023143212011-05-20T14:12:38.349-07:002011-05-20T14:12:38.349-07:00Thanks for the pic, Scott: "It STINKS!"
...Thanks for the pic, Scott: "It STINKS!"<br /><br />Now I've got the Idiot Control song stuck in my head, and you know there's only one way to make it go away: that's right, stick somebody else with it. So,<br /><br /><i>With a pickle mind <br />We kick the nipple beer <br />Steady as a goat <br />We're flying over trout <br />Ghetto down the highway <br />At the speed of light <br />All I wanna feel now <br />Is the wind in my eyes <br />Sack of monkeys in my pocket <br />My sister's ready to go! <br /><br />All: Hear the engines roar now! <br />Idiot control now! <br />Hideous control now! <br />Ninny on the road now! <br />Minnie in control, <br />Wheels on fire, <br />Burning rubber tires! </i>Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-15419709462363669592011-05-20T13:57:44.922-07:002011-05-20T13:57:44.922-07:00Glad that Mary is feeling better.
D'ya think ...Glad that Mary is feeling better.<br /><br />D'ya think Robin would feel better if she could just say "Man, that is one uppity N....r"?He has some nerve making Me feel inferior with his big words and smarts and good talkings and everything.<br />Robin, honey, it's really not personal.<br />SuezbooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-87412644215433471152011-05-20T11:07:28.570-07:002011-05-20T11:07:28.570-07:00I continue to be amazed at much shit Robin stuffs ...I continue to be amazed at much shit Robin stuffs into her sack. She is like a tardis (look it up, geeks) that makes the boundaries of time and space look fucking foolish!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-12997881282950376352011-05-20T10:58:00.459-07:002011-05-20T10:58:00.459-07:00Yes, one thing that always struck me about Black J...Yes, one thing that always struck me about Black Jeebus' predecessor was the halo of humble gratitude that radiated from him. The man just lived to serve us regular folk.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-77876143667305708062011-05-20T08:10:49.978-07:002011-05-20T08:10:49.978-07:00Histrogeek, I vote for a combination of #'s 2 ...Histrogeek, I vote for a combination of #'s 2 and 4. #3 is too complimentary.<br /><br />People like Robin, though, do make me appreciate Colbert even more. Imagine the Herculean task of attempting to parody these people! Yet he nails it every time. One might even imagine that he took lessons from our friends Scott and SZ here, who have been brilliant at it for a lot longer...<br /><br />AnnPW (wouldn't let me post with my Google Account)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37077164689010790762011-05-20T07:51:49.165-07:002011-05-20T07:51:49.165-07:00Robin always leads me to contemplate if she is:
1....Robin always leads me to contemplate if she is:<br />1. writing to us from a parallel world and the Internet wires got crossed.<br />2. delusional to the point of needing institutionalization.<br />3. an elaborate performance art piece making Colbert look pathetic.<br /><br />One thing is certain, if she is not any of the above, she is lying cow who needs to shut up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-66559654994654416082011-05-20T06:59:13.799-07:002011-05-20T06:59:13.799-07:00Yeah, it really gripes me when Obama smirks and ro...Yeah, it really gripes me when Obama smirks and rolls his eyes during his speeches. And when he flips-off the camera and makes the "gagging" motion, well, I just want to reach thru the TV screen and smack him!Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-56210699011935313672011-05-20T04:03:32.186-07:002011-05-20T04:03:32.186-07:00You ain't that far off, Scott. Dr Gottman runs...You ain't that far off, Scott. Dr Gottman runs a scam: Sells you a bunch of DVDs to "save your relationship"<br /><br />http://www.gottman.com/<br /><br />My suspicion is you could get the same or even better results with these <a href="http://freekamasutravideos.net/marital-aids.php" rel="nofollow">marital aid</a> videos (definitely NSFW)<br /><br /><i>If a spouse mocks the other, talks down to him, rolls eyes, or sneers, that marriage is a goner.</i><br /><br />You know the obvious question, Scott: Is Robin married?<br /><br />I'mmmmmmmm thinking not.<br /><br />I'm waiting for 2013, when Robin goes Full Metal Squeaky FrommeCarlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.com