tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post4834668832427936124..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Happy Birthday, D.Sidhe!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-15488794741020387782013-09-07T22:31:17.480-07:002013-09-07T22:31:17.480-07:00Happy Rosh Hashanah to you, too, Bouffant --- a ...Happy Rosh Hashanah to you, too, Bouffant --- a very kind old college friend sent me a goody box from ZABAR'S to mark the occasion! I wish that I could send D. Sidhe these goodies <i>(well, the freshly-store-bought-and-shipped ones, I mean, not my sloppy seconds!)</i>, because EVERYBODY deserves a foodgasm on their birfday!!!<br /><br />As always, so sorry to be so fucking LATE to the good wishes <i>(but since I'm still THE THREAD-KILLER... <b>duh-duh-DUUHHNNN!!!</b> ...it's only fitting that I show up last, n'est-ce pas?)</i>, but I hope that you know, D., how much that I respect, adore, and am thrilled to know you. Plus, those are some DAMNED sexy lizards --- I only ever had the one iguana, a little girl named Otto <i>("Repo Man")</i>, but because of faulty instruction from the pet store and the "How To Feed Yer Iguana" book, she only lived a little over a year. But she was a blast all along! Still miss her.<br /><br />Hope that your birfday was filled with love, joy, foodgasms, ridiculous amounts of giggling, dirty movies or techniques learned from dirty movies, multiple orgasms for everybody involved, FABULOUS cake or Rugelach, and the knowledge that you are one remarkably special human being, without whom this World O'Crap wouldn't be NEARLY as wunnerful.<br /><br />And Scott, that was a truly lovely, disturbing, and adorable fillum with THE best-kittehs-captured-on-tape EVER. Biddy & Bubbe-Boy would've been HILARIOUS, if I'd ever had a film or video camera, but such was not to be. Sorry to be such a drag tonight, no excuse, just saying. Moondoggie & Riley are two of the most-adorable and luckiest cats on earth.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-64627741406875487852013-09-07T09:34:44.567-07:002013-09-07T09:34:44.567-07:00Does the bloggess know about those lizards?
In any...Does the bloggess know about those lizards?<br />In any case Happy belated B'day acrannyminthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08136830633150916463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2908954091482833122013-09-06T20:26:34.431-07:002013-09-06T20:26:34.431-07:00Happy Natal Anniversary Ms. Sidhe.
Here's hopi...Happy Natal Anniversary Ms. Sidhe.<br />Here's hoping the zombies were in a partying mood.<br /><br /><a href="http://world-o-crap.blogspot.com/2013/09/happy-birthday-annpw.html?showComment=1378299043131#c1467566536908734226" rel="nofollow">As I've said before</a>...and especially to our host and hostess. Cipro is serious stuff in many ways so do get well and off that shit soon.<br /><br /><br />Oh, and, <i>Based on a True Story</i> may possibly be my favorite phrase in the English language.Weird Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-6335602332423717872013-09-06T19:37:10.010-07:002013-09-06T19:37:10.010-07:00Happy Birthday, D. Sidhe! May the coming year brin...Happy Birthday, D. Sidhe! May the coming year bring you peace, love, happiness, good health and buckets of moolah! <br /><br />~The Minx~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-44718577249551538492013-09-06T11:14:09.939-07:002013-09-06T11:14:09.939-07:00Funny you should mention that, Scott. I've bee...Funny you should mention that, Scott. I've been working on this screenplay ...<br /><br />I figure on casting Fred Thompson for the Richard Widmark role:<br /><br />"Ahm fixin' to be the first officer in U.S. battle history to get his butt kicked by a passel of 'dillos!"grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-4745694487325968082013-09-06T11:07:45.642-07:002013-09-06T11:07:45.642-07:00I missed D's party ? Dangnabbit !
(copyright Y...I missed D's party ? Dangnabbit !<br />(copyright Yosemite Sam) - always wanted to say it.<br />Hope you had a blast, D - one of the sharpest, snarkiest gherkins in the potato salad.<br />Have a good year and pop in more frequently, y'hear ? (Ooo, another Americanism). I'm really rolling them out tonight.Hee.<br />Sexy Birthday Lizards are the new Bieber, right? Enjoy.<br />SuezbooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18325008450814045202013-09-06T00:48:59.514-07:002013-09-06T00:48:59.514-07:00Armadillos are migrating north to Tennessee, gm? I...Armadillos are migrating north to Tennessee, gm? I presume they come with a song in their heart (and leprosy in their liver) and a dream of making it big in the New Country music scene? I think this could make for a MAJOR motion picture, an edgy updating of Robert Altman's improvisatory <i>Nashville</i> (1975) with subtle undertones of Irwin Allen's meditative killer bee epic, <i>The Swarm</i> (1978).Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-14368225189085937002013-09-06T00:14:36.126-07:002013-09-06T00:14:36.126-07:00I can well believe "Buried Alive" is des...I can well believe "Buried Alive" is destined for greatness. It's got everything: Drama! Laughter! Tears! Suspense! A torrid fable for our times, with an epic sweep! An honest story of working class people! It dares to rip the warm, snuggly comforter off the bed, exposing the twisted passions simmering just beneath the quilting!<br /><br />And it got a no-opposable-thumb's up from Pyewacket. That's good enough for me.<br /><br />As for the iguana pix, it certainly puts those lizard-wrestling bouts in all those cheap dinosaur flicks in a different light. Who knew Bert I. Gordon was a budding pornographer?<br /><br />Of course, the breakthrough sexy lizard movie was 1967's "I Am Curious Yellow ... Blue ... Forest Green ... Then a Sort of Mauve ... Then a MacGregor Tartan", produced by a box of Swedish chameleons.<br /><br />Happy Birthday, D Sidhe! <br /><br />I gotta say, though, that although armadillos are rather cool, it has been a distinctly weird development to see them here now in Middle Tennessee, in my urban environs.grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86500161799462569072013-09-05T17:44:37.209-07:002013-09-05T17:44:37.209-07:00Happy happy to the sharpest cookie in the bag, hop...Happy happy to the sharpest cookie in the bag, hope all is well & stays that way. <br /><br />OT, Happy New Yr. to everybody.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-17728654035628240142013-09-05T17:33:21.120-07:002013-09-05T17:33:21.120-07:00It's nice to be loved. And nicer to be spared ...<i> It's nice to be loved. And nicer to be spared Ann Coulter. </i><br /><br />Ann Coulter, the Very, Very, Very Not Sexy Birthday Lizard.Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-59644854426269668842013-09-05T16:01:54.548-07:002013-09-05T16:01:54.548-07:00(SNAPS FINGERS) Japanese narration! I knew there ...(<i>SNAPS FINGERS</i>) Japanese narration! I <i>knew</i> there was something missing! Thanks, Li'l. I'll add a second audio track on my next attempt (and as this was an experiment, I take the fact that it reminded you of experimental films as a win).Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-69507597479544976022013-09-05T15:53:30.637-07:002013-09-05T15:53:30.637-07:00Happy ComingIntotheWorldDay, D! You'll be inte...Happy ComingIntotheWorldDay, D! You'll be interested to know that our eldest cat just walked on the keyboard and inserted the number 666 (I'm not making this up) into the above run-on sentiment. Not being up on the true meaning of the Apocalypse of John the Evangelist, I took it out, and if it was a secret cat-message to signal the moment when the Sexy Lizards can be summoned to make all our lives much better, well, what can I say? <br /><br />Scott, the felinopic reminds me of some of the 1960s experimental shorts I saw at the old Bleecker Street Cinema back in Yore. With the right Japanese narration, man...Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8007771769545465862013-09-05T13:48:53.207-07:002013-09-05T13:48:53.207-07:00Between the video and the SBL, I have a near irres...Between the video and the SBL, I have a near irresistible urge to rub some bellies. My cats blame you in advance. <br /><br />I think it's the way the green lizard is chewing on the red lizard's neck. Although in retrospect, there may be kind of a vampire thing going on. Vampire lizards! Someone call Syfy!<br /><br />Thanks for the birthday wishes, gang. It's nice to be loved. And nicer to be spared Ann Coulter.D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-89537824523419684212013-09-05T09:37:02.452-07:002013-09-05T09:37:02.452-07:00The critics RAVE about
Buried Alive:
“A stunning...The critics RAVE about<br /><i>Buried Alive</i>:<br /><br /> “A stunning achievement in film. Everybody in the industry can just go home now, “Buried Alive” is the very apex of movie making, and will never be topped.”-The Ghost of Pauline Kael~<br /><br />"I will murder anybody who doesn’t like this film; for free; even though I could only watch half of it"-Mr.Richard Harrow<br /><br />"I thought this was a movie about CATS, not a documentary about Cat Fancy! There’s no way this can be shown at NY Fashion Week."-Michael Kors, very confused right now. We Blame the self tanning fumes.maryclevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00785496858123839668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-41627754973018657962013-09-05T07:00:08.634-07:002013-09-05T07:00:08.634-07:00A very happy birthday to D.Sidhe, and may there be...A very happy birthday to D.Sidhe, and may there be many more SBLs to come!<br /><br />Whatever horrid microorganism that has commandeered the bodies of Scott and Mary must be like the parasites that inhabited Fry in "Futurama", allowing the host to do amazing things. The Lois Lane supercut would have been enough, but the Moondoggie/Riley trailer is fantastic. Natural born movie stars, I tell ya!Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-4608364953101373462013-09-05T06:59:58.647-07:002013-09-05T06:59:58.647-07:00Ah, Dr. Mike and his flaccid pistol, er, penis! Su...Ah, Dr. Mike and his flaccid pistol, er, penis! Such a grand target of some of the best snarkery to ever flit across the internet! <br /><br />HAPPY BIRTHDAY DSIDHE! <br /><br />Scott, hope you and Mary are feeling better.... AnnPWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16981983463471726789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-31753842482258008092013-09-05T04:43:26.309-07:002013-09-05T04:43:26.309-07:00Flaccid Caucasian Penis: responsible for so many ...Flaccid Caucasian Penis: responsible for so many wars.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2651433214416014672013-09-05T03:55:02.805-07:002013-09-05T03:55:02.805-07:00piercing our genitals, blowing on a conch shell
F...<i>piercing our genitals, blowing on a conch shell</i><br /><br />Feck, I got it wrong again. Can I offer anyone a pierced conch shell?<br /><br />Happy birthday D.Sidhe!Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-23832894688458405872013-09-05T02:35:45.378-07:002013-09-05T02:35:45.378-07:00Wow! You must really like D. to post lizard porn!
...Wow! You must really like D. to post lizard porn!<br /><br />Happy birthday, D!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.com