tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post4855293660970793156..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Poetry in Motion SicknessScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-56141574453312587292011-10-01T12:08:51.832-07:002011-10-01T12:08:51.832-07:00"I am Considering Suicide" --- is tha...<i>"I am Considering Suicide" --- </i> is that the sequel to <i>"I am Curious Yellow"?</i><br /><br />'Cause if so, then the Yellow has something to answer for, after portraying itself as the "cheerful" color all of these years...Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-55379924893674141862011-09-22T15:30:46.822-07:002011-09-22T15:30:46.822-07:00Yep, Gina is the current wife (and co-host of the ...Yep, Gina is the current wife (and co-host of the radio show/co-author of the book). And even though I am not a Colored Girl, after reading Jeff(rey)'s column, I am Considering Suicide, because frankly, the Rainbow is Enuf.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-80414489986354452652011-09-22T15:05:17.116-07:002011-09-22T15:05:17.116-07:00Carl, no, I'm pretty sure Gina Spehn is the SE...Carl, no, I'm pretty sure Gina Spehn is the SECOND wife, the Carol Brady to Mike's... uh... Mike.<br /><br />They both lost spouses, then married, got a radio show and wrote a book about colored rain.Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-15618770857732544842011-09-22T04:13:11.126-07:002011-09-22T04:13:11.126-07:00Dog, Cancer Wife was the Gina Spehn mentioned earl...Dog, Cancer Wife was the Gina Spehn mentioned earlier.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-58407813201522135472011-09-22T04:11:42.957-07:002011-09-22T04:11:42.957-07:00Tragic, funny, death, birth.
Was this a wake or a...<i>Tragic, funny, death, birth.</i><br /><br />Was this a wake or an episode of <i>Ben Casey</i>?Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-16173858090837747792011-09-21T13:53:14.767-07:002011-09-21T13:53:14.767-07:00So, the full title seems like it should be "T...So, the full title seems like it should be "The Color of Rain: How the Convenient Deaths of Our Spouses Let Us Get a Radio Show and Book Deal!"<br /><br />Truly an uplifting tome for our times...<br /><br />Also, protip: if the rain outside has a color other than "clear", seek shelter in basement as there has likely been either a Plague Jar opened by an Angel and/or nuclear attack.Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-1862016924410224982011-09-21T04:17:54.648-07:002011-09-21T04:17:54.648-07:00Whenever I see a cloud shaped like Ward Bond, I kn...<i>Whenever I see a cloud shaped like Ward Bond, I know it's time to clean the gutters. </i><br /><br />I really fuckign hate you.<br /><br />(BTW, Robert Horton would have been funnier)Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-48203801268938315062011-09-19T14:26:09.603-07:002011-09-19T14:26:09.603-07:00If it were possible to glean information from a bo...If it were possible to glean information from a book by osmosis (much like we used to joke about in college when we'd pass out on our textbooks) I'm betting it could happen with the hidden intricacies of this tome.<br /><br />That, and it'd be useful for hitting yourself in the head after wasting cash dollars on it.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74874801195416252302011-09-19T05:39:25.551-07:002011-09-19T05:39:25.551-07:00Y'know what would have made that story even mo...Y'know what would have made that story even more heartwarming, if such a thing can be imagined? If Cancer Wife <i>had a name.</i> <br /><br />Sheesh, that thing was about as convincing as reciprocal book blurbs from Dean Koontz and Anne Rice.James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11245723956120374022011-09-19T03:11:29.962-07:002011-09-19T03:11:29.962-07:00I'm not a professional speculator, so it was t...I'm not a professional speculator, so it was tough to get my high school friends to disburse, especially when it came time to chip in for the sangria & spliff parties, without which the rain was colorless and wet.<br /><br />We always get these uplifting stories of God bringing the Brady Bunches together but never <i>The Color of Pain, or How God Killed Our Spouses With Horrible Cancer, The Bastard</i>R. Porrofattonoreply@blogger.com