tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post5254000387590675221..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Happy Birthday, Doc Logan! The Ticking Clock Edition!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-52526175794776865032015-09-03T17:07:43.072-07:002015-09-03T17:07:43.072-07:00Scott, really, you shouldn't have. I'm no ...Scott, really, you shouldn't have. I'm no stranger to pain myself, and I'd have been much happier if you had just rested and got around to the birthday salutation at a more convenient time. That said, wow, what a birthday salutation! Sorry I'm so late in replying, but my internet connection is actively tormenting me and I'm only able to respond now through extraordinary measures.<br /><br />Thank you to Moondoggie for the picture. See, kids, this is how it's done. None of this Anthony Weiner webcam-between-the-knees business.<br /><br />The cake is spectacular. Since Godzilla weighs in at 164,000 tons, I claim this as the heftiest SBL ever. His handsome groom is really neat, and I have it upon reliable authority that he is also full of turtle meat.<br /><br />Shells, teeth, eyes, flames, claws, breath, scales, fun!<br /><br />(sorry, got a bit carried away there)<br /><br />As for the profoundly lovely Ms. Frances Dee, wow. Classic Hollywood glamor there. I've become accustomed to the more modern zombie film femme fatales like Asia Argento, but it is important (and fun!) to look back.<br /><br />Many, many thanks due to grouchomarxist (whose review of "Frogs" helped me cope with ancient and deep seated cinematic trauma), D. Sidhe, M. Bouffant, Sue Z Boo, Li'l Innocent, heydave and Dr BDH, as well as the entire Crap community! World O' Crap audiences are the greatest audiences in the world!Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68717047383631997322015-09-02T11:32:10.689-07:002015-09-02T11:32:10.689-07:00Wow, great cake! (Happy birthday, Doc.)
Godzilla...Wow, great cake! (Happy birthday, Doc.)<br /><br />Godzilla and Senator Mitch O'Connell, in black face, dripping with chocolate sauce. Is this some Evangelical baker's idea of what a gay wedding cake should look like?Dr.BDHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-29722911337042735452015-09-01T17:30:55.240-07:002015-09-01T17:30:55.240-07:00Yowsa to all them pics, and many happy returns!Yowsa to all them pics, and many happy returns!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-56459795444931785662015-09-01T12:02:07.756-07:002015-09-01T12:02:07.756-07:00Tried posting this yesterday, but the ether wasn&#...Tried posting this yesterday, but the ether wasn't having it. <br />So belated belatedness.<br /><br />Well, Doc, I'd much rather wish you the happiest of just-was-birthdays than fill out the census/test form for our abode, believe you me. IMO your celebratory lizards look more like a tortoise and a small hippo about to tie the knot in blackface, as imagined by Walt Kelly on one of his surrealer days... and you may feel that this is an **entirely** appropriate image for your birthday. I mean, who am I, or anyone, to say it isn't? And you can't improve on Frances Dee's invitation to unbend your cummerbund, loosen your white tie, flip your tails neatly over your thighs as you descend to the chaise-longue on the veranda under the stars while the orchestra slides thru a Cole Porter tune or two, and join her in a bottle of delicately chilled Veuve Clicquot. <br />It'll make the zombies go down easier.<br /><br />(Hey Scott, so sorry about your back, hon. When you're feeling more the thing, will you disclose some of your sources for glamour shots and strange advertising images? And I'll have what Moondoggie's having, btw.)Li'l Innocenthttps://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91151941207391746332015-09-01T11:22:31.316-07:002015-09-01T11:22:31.316-07:00Happy Birthday, Doc. Lang may yer lum reek.Happy Birthday, Doc. Lang may yer lum reek.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08956932055784140412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2724355946995389052015-09-01T00:47:30.846-07:002015-09-01T00:47:30.846-07:00Happy many returns (or reruns) & late too, Doc...Happy many returns (or reruns) & late too, Doc!<br /><br />"Vienna Sausage orange gelatin upside-down cake" Ah, I fondly remember D.'s recipes.<br /><br />And do go easy on my anniv. too.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-85139531561406363152015-08-31T17:32:07.204-07:002015-08-31T17:32:07.204-07:00No assholery involved, D. -- I can absolutely fill...No assholery involved, D. -- I can absolutely fill that order. In fact, requests are appreciated; it's a labor saver that allows me to spend less time sitting up at the computer and more time whimpering on the sofa.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18242125181575852352015-08-31T16:20:15.351-07:002015-08-31T16:20:15.351-07:00Happy birthday, Doc. The lizards don't look th...Happy birthday, Doc. The lizards don't look that sexy, and don't seem to be celebrating a birthday. On the other hand, it kind of looks like one of the more edible items we see on this blog, so, okay. Also, it's not Ann Coulter, so there's that.<br /><br />(All About Me postscript because I am an asshole and it's All About Me, Scott, can we skip the cheesecake, beefcake, and Vienna Sausage orange gelatin upside-down cake this year for my upcoming birthday and just go with Moondoggie pics? Because he is awesome. You don't even have to type anything, though a birthday lizard would not go unappreciated.)D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-56085437857536805782015-08-31T15:42:42.895-07:002015-08-31T15:42:42.895-07:00A joyous natal anniversary to you, Doc! Say "...A joyous natal anniversary to you, Doc! Say "Argh!" to Bub for me.grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.com